He Saw My Machine
 

I had a man come in to clean my carpet in my livingroom. My sewing room door was open and he said Oh, do you sew? Yes, stupid me says, I love to sew. Oh, says he I have four pairs of new pants that need to be shortened, could you do them for me? Thinking FAST, I said Oh no, I only sew quilts. He looked at me kind of funny. Can you imagine?

You weren't even tempted in the least to say, "Sure, take them off." And then give a dirty grin. :>

lol! Talk about opening a can of worms ;-)

Maybe you could have traded the shortening for the carpet work.

good quick thinking :thumbup:

Wish I thought of that Candace!

Why do people think that just because you sew that you would like to do alterations? It's like getting a root canal.

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Naughtyyyyy naughty...but super funnyyy

Good thinking!

even my DH laughed when i read this post to him!