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amma 05-30-2009 07:47 PM

[quote=gaigai][quote=quiltncrazy]

Originally Posted by gaigai

Originally Posted by kwhite
I am soooo blonde....[i]how blonde are you?


Hi q&c, well, I deliberately let the "Buxom Blonde" ICU nurse comment pass 'cause I'd have to admit that I'm auburn, not blonde, and that I'm as "buttsom" as I am buxom, if you get my drift. Hey, I'm an old lady! I'm a boomer! LOL.

But yeah, you know how nurse humor is. Actually you sound like my mom. We always have to explain dirty jokes to her. My favorite is...(OMG she's gonna kill me for putting this online, but I SWEAR it's true)....I told her a joke where the punchline was something about "tuna fish". She didn't get it. When I tried to explain that the joke is that "supposedly" it refers to "women" (I'm trying to be clean here), my mom's CLASSIC response was "Oh no! It can't! Your father HATES tunafish!" Needless to say, SHE IS NEVER GOING TO LIVE THAT ONE DOWN!

I'mmmmm telling your Moooommmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Sounds kinda like what my mom would have said :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mousie 05-30-2009 08:11 PM

gaigai wrote: I told her a joke where the punchline was something about "tuna fish". She didn't get it. When I tried to explain that the joke is that "supposedly" it refers to "women" (I'm trying to be clean here), my mom's CLASSIC response was "Oh no! It can't! Your father HATES tunafish!" Needless to say, SHE IS NEVER GOING TO LIVE THAT ONE DOWN!

then amma wrote: I'm telling your mooom!!!

You guys are sooo funny!
Gaigai, that is hilarious...hubby was sitting here,...he's pouting on way to bed, cause i'm still typing...pffft! - raspberry to him...lol....
that is soooo, something i would say!!!:oops::oops:
(sometimes a little slow on the uptake :roll: )

Mousie 05-30-2009 08:13 PM

i just remembered something funny, prob. not nice to put here, i will pm you! :wink:

gaigai 05-30-2009 08:58 PM


Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
i just remembered something funny, prob. not nice to put here, i will pm you! :wink:


Well heck, can it be any worse than what's already been posted!? Must be reeeeeeelllly baaad! I can't wait. LOL

gaigai 05-30-2009 09:00 PM


Originally Posted by amma
[I'mmmmm telling your Moooommmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Tattle tail, tattle tail!!!

Oh God, she'l KILL me for posting it on the internet. Hehehehehe :mrgreen: I just love telling that story. I've got a ton more about her too, but I'll cease & desist for now! LOL

Mousie 05-30-2009 09:13 PM


Originally Posted by gaigai

Originally Posted by amma
[I'mmmmm telling your Moooommmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Tattle tail, tattle tail!!!

Oh God, she'l KILL me for posting it on the internet. Hehehehehe :mrgreen: I just love telling that story. I've got a ton more about her too, but I'll cease & desist for now! LOL

now that my pm deed is done...how was it for ya???
amma????
you guys are nuts....just like me....I sooo love it!!!
gaigai...you can cease and desist for tonight, but there's always, tomorrow, tomorrow...i love ya, tomorrow...your only a day, away! :wink: nite nite

gaigai 05-30-2009 09:15 PM


Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
nite nite


Sweet dreams of fragrant roses! LOL.

Mousie 05-30-2009 09:25 PM


Originally Posted by gaigai

Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
nite nite


Sweet dreams of fragrant roses! LOL.

I am so going to bed, after this, but...ahhh! don't let me dream of roses!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
omg, i have a rose bush in my yard...omg...visuals, visuals...stop that, qc, your going to bed!...get your mind on something else...mare stare...fat quarters...yeah....good night nurse!

amma 05-30-2009 09:32 PM


Originally Posted by gaigai

Originally Posted by amma
[I'mmmmm telling your Moooommmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Tattle tail, tattle tail!!!

Oh God, she'l KILL me for posting it on the internet. Hehehehehe :mrgreen: I just love telling that story. I've got a ton more about her too, but I'll cease & desist for now! LOL

I can be bribed to keep my big mouth shut with FQ's 8) 8) 8)

gaigai 05-30-2009 10:23 PM


Originally Posted by amma
I can be bribed to keep my big mouth shut with FQ's 8) 8) 8)


Well, if you're in the Flirt & Patches Poll, you may be getting a bunch from me anyhow!!


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