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08-22-2012, 12:28 PM

#121

QuilterMomma

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Todays laffy taffy joke is:

What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?

Cold Cream

08-23-2012, 04:43 AM

#122

Ms Grace

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Quote:

Originally Posted by QuilterMomma

Todays laffy taffy joke is:

What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?

Cold Cream

Oh my!! Where do you come up with this stuff.

08-23-2012, 06:45 AM

#123

Fraew

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I can't resist...how does a pig write home?

With a pig pen! He he

08-23-2012, 07:15 AM

#124

rwquilts

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You guys crack me up!

08-23-2012, 02:53 PM

#125

QuilterMomma

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Ok, ok, ok,
What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment!

08-23-2012, 08:57 PM

#126

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Quote:

Originally Posted by quiltermomma

ok, ok, ok,
what does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment! :d

lol!!!!!!!!!!

08-24-2012, 04:54 AM

#127

Annaquilts

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QuilterMomma thinks I should make a mouse to go with my farm animals. Or maybe she thinks the cat I made needs to be fed? My blocks are send out and I reached my limit of sets, 4 sets of 6 blocks each. Anyone else making a mouse to feed the cat?

Keep the jokes coming. I am trying them out on all my children. Love the piggy/oinkment joke.

08-24-2012, 06:23 AM

#128

Fraew

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Q: What do cows get when they are sick?

A: Hay fever!

08-24-2012, 08:13 AM

#129

QuilterMomma

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See, someone else loves Laffy Taffy jokes as well. Love the hay fever thing, yep good one.

I found a mouse stack on embroidery library and some other farm stacks I am going to make for my own. I have already mailed my sets as well. Found a couple of chicken ones I think I may make for the chicken swap, or at least for my own I will.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

he was afraid of its bark.

08-29-2012, 08:59 PM

#130

Lv2sew2011

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Ok found one and hope it hasnt already been said, but I found it cute!

Q: Why don't cows have any money?
A: Because the farmers milk them dry.

Not sure but some of remember the Cow Pokes with the jokes on the inside of the wrapper? Or was that another candy? LOL

Last edited by Lv2sew2011; 08-29-2012 at 09:05 PM.