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    Quote Originally Posted by quiltermomma View Post
    ok, ok, ok,
    what does a pig put on his cut?


    Oinkment! :d:d
    lol!!!!!!!!!!
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    QuilterMomma thinks I should make a mouse to go with my farm animals. Or maybe she thinks the cat I made needs to be fed? My blocks are send out and I reached my limit of sets, 4 sets of 6 blocks each. Anyone else making a mouse to feed the cat?

    Keep the jokes coming. I am trying them out on all my children. Love the piggy/oinkment joke.
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    Q: What do cows get when they are sick?

    A: Hay fever!
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    See, someone else loves Laffy Taffy jokes as well. Love the hay fever thing, yep good one.

    I found a mouse stack on embroidery library and some other farm stacks I am going to make for my own. I have already mailed my sets as well. Found a couple of chicken ones I think I may make for the chicken swap, or at least for my own I will.

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    Ok found one and hope it hasnt already been said, but I found it cute!


    Q: Why don't cows have any money?
    A: Because the farmers milk them dry.

    Not sure but some of remember the Cow Pokes with the jokes on the inside of the wrapper? Or was that another candy? LOL
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    What do you call a cow that was raised in the city fed nothing but hay?


    Unpasteurized

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    Ok co-op farm gals, I have mailed my block sets to Ms. Grace........I am so enjoying all the "farm jokes", I have decided to embroider every one of them on the back of my "fun on the farm" quilt.........this shall be my label. Yee haw.....

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    And just one more giggle for the long holiday weekend:

    Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

    He took them to a pignic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrapper View Post
    How do you make an egg laugh?

    Tell it a yolk.


    What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?

    Milk of Amnesia

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    What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?

    Milk of Amnesia



    Can't remember if that's what I get or what I need..........LOL
    The only gift is a portion of thyself.....Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    Scrapper!!!!!!I had just taken a sip of mineral water when I read this and I could barely stop myself from spritzing it all over my key board.


    Quote Originally Posted by Scrapper View Post


    What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?

    Milk of Amnesia



    Can't remember if that's what I get or what I need..........LOL
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    What did the horse say when it fell?
    I've fallen and I can't giddyup!


    What was the goal of the detective duck?
    To quack the case
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    You are all too funny! I love the jokes! I love the milk of amnesia!
    Give a smile away today, someone you meet might need one!

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    I hope these blocks will work for this swap, but I thought snow would be fun on a farm especially if you like sledding...LOL

    It was hard trying to figure out how to cut this fabric it had so many pictures. LOL

    Now question for you I still have enough of these cows to make another set of blocks but at a bigger size, does any one object to me making another set of these cow blocks but in a bigger size? And different views of the fabric they all won't be exactly the same just like below similar to that set.


    I have fabric cut out to make 9.5 X 12.5 or 12.5 X 12.5
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    Here is my first set!
    this set was 9.5 X 9.5
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    Am loving this girls. Thanks for the yolks. I am going thru milk of magnesioa now.
    Life is short, live it while you still can. QuilterMomma

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    those are gorgeous......wishing I lived on a farm.........



    Quote Originally Posted by Lv2sew2011 View Post
    I hope these blocks will work for this swap, but I thought snow would be fun on a farm especially if you like sledding...LOL

    It was hard trying to figure out how to cut this fabric it had so many pictures. LOL

    Now question for you I still have enough of these cows to make another set of blocks but at a bigger size, does any one object to me making another set of these cow blocks but in a bigger size? And different views of the fabric they all won't be exactly the same just like below similar to that set.


    I have fabric cut out to make 9.5 X 12.5 or 12.5 X 12.5
    Here is a picture of the 9.5 X 12.5
    Name:  lv2sew2011-u29977-albums17573-360494.jpg
Views: 112
Size:  122.9 KB
    Here is a picture of the 12.5 X 12.5
    Name:  004.jpg
Views: 86
Size:  109.5 KB


    Here is my first set!
    this set was 9.5 X 9.5
    Name:  002.jpg
Views: 93
Size:  87.4 KB
    The only gift is a portion of thyself.....Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    Rotflmao.....:d:d


    Quote Originally Posted by quiltermomma View Post
    am loving this girls. Thanks for the yolks. I am going thru milk of magnesioa now.
    The only gift is a portion of thyself.....Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    Since we have them everyehwere and especially on the farm: How do you shoot a killer bee?

    With a Bee Bee Gun
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    I'm almost done with some applique farm animals.
    I'll post a picture soon
    In my quilt lab!

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    LOL.....
    How does a pig go to the hospital? In a hambulance..........

    Quote Originally Posted by QuilterMomma View Post
    Since we have them everyehwere and especially on the farm: How do you shoot a killer bee?

    With a Bee Bee Gun
    The only gift is a portion of thyself.....Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    Oh yeah, go for it Scrapper!!!
    Life is short, live it while you still can. QuilterMomma

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrapper View Post
    LOL.....
    How does a pig go to the hospital? In a hambulance..........
    Love it!
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    Here's a picture of my 3 sets....
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    In my quilt lab!

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    oh adorable
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    Oh how cute......luv them oinkers......mee favorite

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    Here's a picture of my 3 sets....
    The only gift is a portion of thyself.....Ralph Waldo Emerson

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