What's the funniest thing a/your child ever asked you?
#121
I remember my mother talking about my brother and sister . They were almost 3 and she had finaly gotten them potty trained. One day she was passing by the bathroom and over heard my brother say to my sister " how come you don't have a pepe like me" and her responce was " because we girls are made speical" My poor brother had to put up with a lot of speical girls they were 4 of us and he was in the middle
#122
My husband and I were both in the military at the time. I was walking out of the Post Office with my older daughter, approx 2, and some tall guy in a uniform (like her daddy's) was walking up. She got all excited, ran up to him and said "Look, Daddy's here to meet us." He was so nice and said, "I'm somebody's daddy but not yours." She looked up and started bawling loudly. I could not fix the problem and she was still upset when her daddy got home from work that night. She never did that with a woman in uniform but did it twice to 2 different men in uniform.
#123
Ok here are a few...
I had a really strick rule when the girls were small do not embraces me in the store or when we get to the car your are in BIG trouble. Well Natatlie was about 4yrs and we went into K-Mart we were in there about 20 minutes or more and she was well behaved. When we got into the carl and I looked down to fasten my seat belt I realized the zipper on my jeans was wide open and said OMG my zipper was down the whole time we were in the store. Natalie said yep it was but I didn't tell you so you wouldn't be embraced...I did good hun mommie.
Next I was trying to find out the name of a lady at church and since her grandson was in my Sunday school class I thougth I would ask him. SO I asked Bradley what does your grandpa call your grandma when he wants her attention. Bradley said sweetheart, so I asked, well when he not calling her sweetheart what does he call her. Bradley looked at like I was dum and said honey. So I had finally walked up to her before church and asked her, her name.
I had a really strick rule when the girls were small do not embraces me in the store or when we get to the car your are in BIG trouble. Well Natatlie was about 4yrs and we went into K-Mart we were in there about 20 minutes or more and she was well behaved. When we got into the carl and I looked down to fasten my seat belt I realized the zipper on my jeans was wide open and said OMG my zipper was down the whole time we were in the store. Natalie said yep it was but I didn't tell you so you wouldn't be embraced...I did good hun mommie.
Next I was trying to find out the name of a lady at church and since her grandson was in my Sunday school class I thougth I would ask him. SO I asked Bradley what does your grandpa call your grandma when he wants her attention. Bradley said sweetheart, so I asked, well when he not calling her sweetheart what does he call her. Bradley looked at like I was dum and said honey. So I had finally walked up to her before church and asked her, her name.
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