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    Old 11-29-2011, 03:30 PM
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    They are all cute....but they ain't bright!
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    Old 11-30-2011, 11:04 PM
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    Originally Posted by KyKat
    DH came into the family room where I was, um, quilting, looked around at my mess, and said: "Boy, I will be glad when all this quilting is done!" HA! Done? Done? hahahahahaha
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oops I think I just peed my pants......
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    Old 06-10-2013, 09:26 PM
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    And what country is he from?
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    Old 06-10-2013, 09:39 PM
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    Originally Posted by KyKat
    DH came into the family room where I was, um, quilting, looked around at my mess, and said: "Boy, I will be glad when all this quilting is done!" HA! Done? Done? hahahahahaha
    He hopes he lives long enough to see that---------how long does he plan on waiting?
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    Old 06-10-2013, 09:41 PM
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    Originally Posted by KyKat
    you'd think he'd know better by now, right? But no. 42 years married and counting.
    Has he just gotten a GOOD pair of glasses??????? 42 years and he's waiting?
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    Old 06-10-2013, 09:47 PM
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    Originally Posted by sharin'Sharon
    While working and laying out my last 120x120 quilt on our living room floor, and having to move HIS recliner against the wall a few days in a row until I got the top all sewed together, my DH said, "You know, after this quilt, I don't think I care if you ever do another one". And recently when I was sorting through all my embroidery downloads, quilt patterns and etc. to put in binders,, he says, "You know if you threw all lthat away and quit sewing, you wouldn't have a mess!" And this is the same guy who won'lt let me give up coffee for Lent anymore!!! He really was getting tired of the mess I was making to straighten up my sewing room, but I just continue on with my stress reliever (sewing). He gets over it..
    Would he like to move in my hubby's barn with him? He's got a couple recliners, cable TV (big, flat screen), a fridge, a microwave, a coffee pot, a phone, running water (cold only), a big wood stove for winter and AC for summer. About all he doesn't have is a bathroom.
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    While I was working to earn money to pay the bills tonight, mine had the nerve to ask if I was going to feed him. I said you are big enough to feed yourself. He said there are no clean dishes--I said who dirtied the dishes--it wasn't me (cause I am trying to lose weight and watching what I eat), so it must have been you and if you can dirty the dishes you can clean the dishes too!!!!!!! Boy was he mad. After 41 years he should know someone has to pay for the health ins cause it certainly ain't him.
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    Old 06-11-2013, 07:34 AM
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    Earth to DH................. Maybe he is in disguise?
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    Old 06-11-2013, 07:39 AM
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    My mother, who was from the South, would have said, "Bless his heart..." :-D
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    Old 06-11-2013, 07:49 AM
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    Yeeeeehaaaawwww! That is a GREAT one!!! Did you smile when he said it?????????
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