Go Back  Quiltingboard Forums > General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
Venting---Need to kill my hubby >

Venting---Need to kill my hubby

Venting---Need to kill my hubby

Thread Tools
 
Old 05-23-2010, 01:11 PM
  #51  
bkb
Super Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: illinois
Posts: 1,169
Default

a little starch goes a long ways in BVD's or Fruit of the Looms.
bkb is offline  
Old 05-23-2010, 01:12 PM
  #52  
Junior Member
 
TammyD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 253
Default

If you do him in theres no telling what kind of cell mate you will get. Also do they let you have a scissors? My husband has his trying moments also! :D Have a good vacation!
TammyD is offline  
Old 05-23-2010, 01:17 PM
  #53  
Super Member
 
raptureready's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Illinois
Posts: 5,142
Default

Originally Posted by lab fairy
Honest. That was a true story. For family pot lucks everybody rushes to assure me that I'm supposed to bring the paper plates.
That's hilarious. We used to do that to my sister all the time, she couldn't cook either but since she retired she's a pretty good cook. My problem is that people say, "Bring that "whatever" you made two years ago, I loved that" I don't use recipes so it's hard to remember what they're talking about or what I put in it.
raptureready is offline  
Old 05-23-2010, 01:28 PM
  #54  
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Washington
Posts: 149
Default

That is so funny it made my day. Sounds like my sister with her husband.
sasseyib is offline  
Old 05-23-2010, 01:42 PM
  #55  
Senior Member
 
TanyaMas's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Fort Huachuca, AZ
Posts: 345
Default

Originally Posted by raptureready
Don't kill him, that's too humane. Let him suffer along with the rest of the husbands out there. Several years ago I was suffering from menopausal moods swings and DH WASN'T helping at all. He was continually griping at me. Mom told him to lay off that it was menopause. The next month when the moods started swinging again, he got grouchy again. When I told him to ignore it that it was just caused my menopause, he said, "Menopause??? I thought you had that last month!!!" I looked him in the eye and in a deadly calm voice said, "That statement is justifiable homicide in all 50 states and most foreign countries, you get away from me and do it now." I don't know how he lived through those years.

Nope, my vote is to make him suffer--take his underwear, lay them flat and sew a seam about an 1 1/2-2" up from the bottom of the crotch. Or do what I friend of mine did, wash them with along with a load of fiberglass curtains.
lol my vote is torture him with his skivvies lol sew that seam lol
that is sooo funny, and very useful to know, Thanx for the idea :D
TanyaMas is offline  
Old 05-23-2010, 01:49 PM
  #56  
Super Member
 
sewjoyce's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 9,496
Default

Originally Posted by gail-r
The payback idea is a good one, hum! LQS is having a shop hop sale right after we get back......what do you think? I'm thinking about 2 or 3 hundred on the credit card might do it?
Sounds good to me! :lol: :thumbup:
sewjoyce is offline  
Old 05-23-2010, 03:04 PM
  #57  
Super Member
 
Chele's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Belle Isle, Florida
Posts: 6,668
Default

LOL! You can learn so much from this board. Now where can a girl pick up some fiberglass curtains?
Chele is offline  
Old 05-23-2010, 03:05 PM
  #58  
Super Member
 
reach for the stars 2's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: ILL.
Posts: 3,515
Default

Sometimes we have to go with the flow LOL , but I do say going shopping is the way to go. Have a safe trip and enjoy the family
reach for the stars 2 is offline  
Old 05-23-2010, 03:11 PM
  #59  
Super Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: British Columbia
Posts: 2,303
Default

You know, I'm thinking that after all this work, you now have a clean 5th wheel. Now you can plan and execute all kinds of trips with the family. Here, there, everywhere you go all summer having great fun. A big clean like that only needs to happen once in a while and it's done, so enjoy!
b.zang is offline  
Old 05-23-2010, 03:15 PM
  #60  
Banned
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 4,564
Default

Originally Posted by raptureready
Don't kill him, that's too humane. Let him suffer along with the rest of the husbands out there. Several years ago I was suffering from menopausal moods swings and DH WASN'T helping at all. He was continually griping at me. Mom told him to lay off that it was menopause. The next month when the moods started swinging again, he got grouchy again. When I told him to ignore it that it was just caused my menopause, he said, "Menopause??? I thought you had that last month!!!" I looked him in the eye and in a deadly calm voice said, "That statement is justifiable homicide in all 50 states and most foreign countries, you get away from me and do it now." I don't know how he lived through those years.
Nope, my vote is to make him suffer--take his underwear, lay them flat and sew a seam about an 1 1/2-2" up from the bottom of the crotch. Or do what I friend of mine did, wash them with along with a load of fiberglass curtains.
OMG!! Your just plum evil!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Attached Thumbnails attachment-72276.gif  
marsye is offline  
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
crkathleen
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
7
09-08-2010 01:31 AM
Bobbielinks
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
16
06-03-2010 08:00 PM
mosquitosewgirl
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
17
03-07-2010 12:04 PM

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



FREE Quilting Newsletter