Quiltingboard Forums

Go Back  Quiltingboard Forums >
  • General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
    • Australian Humour This is a true Story >

  • Australian Humour This is a true Story

    • Register
    FAQ
    Calendar
    Today's Posts
    Search
    Vendor Directory

    Australian Humour This is a true Story

    Page 1 of 2
    1
    2
    Thread Tools
     
    Old 04-05-2012, 09:59 PM
      #1  
    Senior Member
    Thread Starter
     
    Carol Wilson's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jun 2010
    Location: Melbourne Australia
    Posts: 670
    Default Australian Humour This is a true Story
    Farmer in outback Queensland goes to neighbors farmhouse and knocks on the door.
    A boy about 9 years opens the door.
    Is your mum or dad in the farmer asks.
    No they went to town the boy replies.
    How about your brother Howard is he home?
    No he went to town too.
    I really want to talk to your mum and dad about Howard getting my daughter pregnant.
    The boy thought for a moment then said
    "You will have to talk to my dad about that, I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig but I do not know how much he charges for Howard.
    Carol Wilson is offline  
    Reply
    Old 04-06-2012, 04:12 AM
      #2  
    Super Member
     
    Join Date: Aug 2011
    Location: Louisville, KY
    Posts: 1,293
    Default
    Thanks for my first laugh this morning.
    Are kids smart?!
    Sunnye is offline  
    Reply
    Old 04-06-2012, 04:15 AM
      #3  
    Member
     
    Join Date: Nov 2011
    Location: Melbourne, Australia
    Posts: 93
    Default
    LOL
    Lynn, Melb Aust
    mummyismean is offline  
    Reply
    Old 04-06-2012, 06:35 PM
      #4  
    Super Member
     
    Join Date: Nov 2010
    Location: MS
    Posts: 2,624
    Default
    Too, too funny!!
    Nanamoms is offline  
    Reply
    Old 04-07-2012, 03:14 AM
      #5  
    Super Member
     
    Join Date: Oct 2010
    Location: Sweet Home Alabama
    Posts: 3,140
    Default
    LOL. Thanks for the laugh.
    Scakes is offline  
    Reply
    Old 04-07-2012, 04:55 AM
      #6  
    Power Poster
     
    alikat110's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Oct 2010
    Location: Waco, Texas
    Posts: 15,138
    Default
    HEhehehehehe
    alikat110 is offline  
    Reply
    Old 04-07-2012, 05:15 AM
      #7  
    Senior Member
     
    Join Date: Nov 2011
    Location: Cedar Hill, TX
    Posts: 430
    Default
    Love it, I grew up on the farm
    helenquilt is offline  
    Reply
    Old 04-07-2012, 09:03 AM
      #8  
    Senior Member
     
    Join Date: Aug 2011
    Location: New Milford, CT
    Posts: 501
    Default
    love Aussie humour-miss Australia and was just talking to mu DH about moving back.
    quiltmau is offline  
    Reply
    Old 04-07-2012, 01:52 PM
      #9  
    Super Member
     
    bjnicholson's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jul 2010
    Location: Cleveland OH
    Posts: 3,220
    Default
    Very funny!
    bjnicholson is offline  
    Reply
    Old 04-07-2012, 03:27 PM
      #10  
    Super Member
     
    noveltyjunkie's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jun 2010
    Location: 53 degrees North
    Posts: 1,679
    Default
    Practical kid!
    noveltyjunkie is offline  
    Reply
    Page 1 of 2
    1
    2
    Related Topics
    Thread
    Thread Starter
    Forum
    Replies
    Last Post
    Australian Story
    Carol Wilson
    General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
    11
    11-06-2012 08:51 PM
    Take our weather with a sense of humour
    linken
    Main
    9
    04-18-2011 08:26 PM
    Some humour.......
    Crlyn
    General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
    8
    10-28-2010 04:12 AM
    Yearly exam...humour
    yourstrulyquilts
    General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
    9
    04-05-2010 07:49 AM
    Another problem caused by deforestation.........humour
    yourstrulyquilts
    General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
    4
    04-02-2010 03:40 PM
    Back to Subforum
    General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
    View Next Unread
    Another Scam Beware

    Posting Rules
    You may not post new threads
    You may not post replies
    You may not post attachments
    You may not edit your posts
    BB code is On
    Smilies are On
    [IMG] code is On
    HTML code is On
    Trackbacks are Off
    Pingbacks are Off
    Refbacks are Off


    FREE Quilting Newsletter