What's the funniest thing a/your child ever asked you?
#91
My son was about 3 and I had to go to the bathroom in a public restroom so naturally I had to take him in with me. When I did he says in a loud loud voice..... Mom you've got fur! I didn't want to come out of the bathroom to see who had heard him.
My daughter was 4 and I had gotten her a set of twin dolls with carriages and bassinets to match which I had set up in the living room . When she woke up on Christmas morning and saw them she ran to them, picked the babies both up, looked up to the sky and said " Oh Santa Clause Thank you Santa Clause" What a memorable moment I will always remember.
My daughter was 4 and I had gotten her a set of twin dolls with carriages and bassinets to match which I had set up in the living room . When she woke up on Christmas morning and saw them she ran to them, picked the babies both up, looked up to the sky and said " Oh Santa Clause Thank you Santa Clause" What a memorable moment I will always remember.
#95
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Such a great topic!
When my GS was about 5 my daughter, GS and I were coming home from shopping. It began to rain and he was not happy due to the thunder which he was afraid of. My daughter had told him that it was grandpa (my husband died in 1999) playing the drums. He asked me 'Why does grandpa have to play the drums? I told him that was the job that God gave him. He replied "Oh Great! Jobs in heaven too. I want the job of petting the kittens'.
When my GS was about 5 my daughter, GS and I were coming home from shopping. It began to rain and he was not happy due to the thunder which he was afraid of. My daughter had told him that it was grandpa (my husband died in 1999) playing the drums. He asked me 'Why does grandpa have to play the drums? I told him that was the job that God gave him. He replied "Oh Great! Jobs in heaven too. I want the job of petting the kittens'.
#96
A few years ago when my nephew's little girl was about3 or 4, my brothetr was at her house playing his guitar. He is self taught and she came in the room and promptly told him -You need more practice!
#97
Originally Posted by abonda
My son was about 3 and I had to go to the bathroom in a public restroom so naturally I had to take him in with me. When I did he says in a loud loud voice..... Mom you've got fur! I didn't want to come out of the bathroom to see who had heard him.
My daughter was 4 and I had gotten her a set of twin dolls with carriages and bassinets to match which I had set up in the living room . When she woke up on Christmas morning and saw them she ran to them, picked the babies both up, looked up to the sky and said " Oh Santa Clause Thank you Santa Clause" What a memorable moment I will always remember.
My daughter was 4 and I had gotten her a set of twin dolls with carriages and bassinets to match which I had set up in the living room . When she woke up on Christmas morning and saw them she ran to them, picked the babies both up, looked up to the sky and said " Oh Santa Clause Thank you Santa Clause" What a memorable moment I will always remember.
#99
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We were out to eat with my inlaws once when my ds was about 3 yo. The waitress took my inlaws orders first. She turned to me and asked "and what can I get the young lady". My son turned to her and in a very offended voice said " she's no lady, she's my mom"
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