The Biker saves the day.....funny!!!!
01-29-2011, 07:47 AM
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A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge ...........so he stops.
He asks ,"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he
didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked,
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does.
After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was
the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent
you are wasting! Why are you
committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."
He asks ,"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he
didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked,
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does.
After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was
the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent
you are wasting! Why are you
committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."
01-29-2011, 10:43 AM
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Location: Vermont
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VERY Funny - now that reminds me of this joke
A cabbie picks up a Nun
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't
want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be
Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must
confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm
going to a Halloween party."
A cabbie picks up a Nun
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't
want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be
Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must
confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm
going to a Halloween party."
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