April Weight Loss Winner is Nanny Sandy
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:) :) :) :( :( Veggies are there any that taste good. Doubt it...
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Originally Posted by trupeach1
Originally Posted by purplemem
Tru,
I'm thinking you should pull a "Lorena Bobbitt"...
but grab the sewing machines first. :wink:
I'm thinking you should pull a "Lorena Bobbitt"...
but grab the sewing machines first. :wink:
Sandy I like the super glue but maybe I would glue his hand to himself, he could J*** OFF all he wants!
#373
One of my favorite dips is cottage cheese mixed with picante sauce. Then I dip veggies in it. Delicious.
#374
I just went to KFC and it was hard to find something that works. Had a little sandwich with some cole slaw and did the best I could. Came home and had some stawberries
so I felt almost healthy.
You people make me laugh and cry in the same part of the link. VAriety does us good.
so I felt almost healthy.
You people make me laugh and cry in the same part of the link. VAriety does us good.
#375
Tru, I have an idea....when you cut "it" off and sew "it" back on, backwards and upside down, you also need to make a voodoo doll of him. Then YOU can control when he pees on himself....hahahahahaha We'll fix him. He will learn, you don't mess with a quilter!!!!
#376
OOOOHHHH, I really like the voodoo doll idea. Make one anyway! Then you can punch it and poke it when you want.
That could be so fun!
That could be so fun!
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You all are cracking me up. I still want to know what he did??!!!
#378
I dont know what he did, I just know Tru is HIGHLY upset with him. So, being the "nice" person I am, I'm trying to help her come up with ideas of punishment for him.
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If I made a voodoo doll of myself and made her real "fluffy", as I peeled away the fluffiness of the voodoo doll, would I lose weight in real life???? Might be worth a try, huh?
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We could always send bluteddi over there and let her beat him with her cast.
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