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    Old 07-24-2011, 09:38 AM
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    Forgetter Be Forgotten?

    My forgetter's getting better,
    But my rememberer is broke
    To you that may seem funny
    But, to me, that is no joke


    For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
    If I really should be 'there'
    And, when I try to think it through,
    I haven't got a prayer!

    Oft times I walk into a room,
    Say 'what am I here for?'
    I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
    A zero, is my score.

    At times I put something away
    Where it is safe, but, Gee!
    The person it is safest from
    Is, generally, me!

    When shopping I may see someone,
    Say 'Hi' and have a chat,
    Then, when the person walks away
    I ask myself, 'who the hell was that?

    Yes, my forgetter's getting better
    While my rememberer is broke,
    And it's driving me plumb crazy
    And that isn't any joke.
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    Old 07-24-2011, 09:43 AM
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    Funny!
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    Old 07-24-2011, 09:45 AM
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    I love it...
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    Old 07-24-2011, 10:12 AM
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    Oh, Ditter, so true!
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    Old 07-24-2011, 10:22 AM
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    Originally Posted by scraphq
    Oh, Ditter, so true!
    I agree and like your sculpture
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    Old 07-24-2011, 10:24 AM
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    So true. So true. LOl Thanks for posting it.
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    Old 07-24-2011, 10:24 AM
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    Originally Posted by Ditter43
    Forgetter Be Forgotten?

    My forgetter's getting better,
    But my rememberer is broke
    To you that may seem funny
    But, to me, that is no joke


    For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
    If I really should be 'there'
    And, when I try to think it through,
    I haven't got a prayer!

    Oft times I walk into a room,
    Say 'what am I here for?'
    I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
    A zero, is my score.

    At times I put something away
    Where it is safe, but, Gee!
    The person it is safest from
    Is, generally, me!

    When shopping I may see someone,
    Say 'Hi' and have a chat,
    Then, when the person walks away
    I ask myself, 'who the hell was that?

    Yes, my forgetter's getting better
    While my rememberer is broke,
    And it's driving me plumb crazy
    And that isn't any joke.
    Decided this was for me!! However, I decided not to send it to my SIL because she has dementia and that would make it worse. Love ya, Ditter!! :thumbup:
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    Old 07-24-2011, 11:37 AM
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    Love it!
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    Old 07-24-2011, 11:54 AM
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    So true, but the best part of your posting is the candle picture!
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    Old 07-24-2011, 01:34 PM
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    so true........
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