Super Bowl Blonde Joke

Old 02-01-2015, 01:38 PM
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "...especially the tight pants and all the big muscles but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"......

"Well they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, ALL they kept screaming was..."Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!"....

"I'm like... Hellooooo? It is only 25 cents!"
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Old 02-01-2015, 03:04 PM
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Good one! !
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Old 02-01-2015, 03:05 PM
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at least that would be one commercial or what ever that I would like!
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Old 02-01-2015, 03:35 PM
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Funny. My football fanatic dh will love it.
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Old 02-02-2015, 06:34 AM
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Ha, ha, ha...good one.
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Old 02-02-2015, 12:35 PM
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Oh, this is too funny. Just had to copy and send to a few blondies I know.....LOL!
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Old 02-02-2015, 02:26 PM
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Love blonde jokes! This one is great!
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Love blonde jokes.
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that is too cute.
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Old 02-03-2015, 10:30 AM
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I've heard it before, but it is still funny!
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