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    Old 04-24-2011, 07:18 AM
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    It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.

    Dogs cannot lie.

    Dogs never resist nap time.

    You don't need to get an extra phone line for a dog.

    Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.

    Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.

    Average cost of sending a dog to school: $52, Your kid: $103,000.

    Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.

    Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.

    If your dog is a bad seed, your genes cannot be blamed.
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    Old 04-24-2011, 07:24 AM
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    ROFL! Thanks Ditter
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    Old 04-24-2011, 07:33 AM
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    Funny Ditter, just love your funnies you share with us.
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    Old 04-24-2011, 07:49 AM
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    Yes-these are perfectly legitimate reasons. I totally agree-so do my dogs. . .
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    Old 04-24-2011, 07:51 AM
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    LOL My dogs and I agree!!!!
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    Old 04-24-2011, 08:03 AM
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    Ha ha u always have the best!!
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    Old 04-24-2011, 08:08 AM
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    This is great...LOVE the photo...
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    Old 04-24-2011, 08:12 AM
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    The picture says it all! :-D :-D
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    Old 04-24-2011, 08:47 AM
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    That is a great one, thanks Ditter!!!!
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    Old 04-24-2011, 09:22 AM
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    Ditter,

    That is soo true and I love the photo.

    I think you left one out.

    You can put them in a crate and leave and no one calls the law.
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