Normabeth

this is a good one, it's the one we can identify with LOL

quiltmau

Thanks for the laugh-dogs thought I was nuts I was laughing so hard. I really needed that. I love to swim but hate the suits. I finally bought a one piece-with cups- and swim shorts. I wear them together. In Australia I rented a house with a swimming pool that was isolated and swim nude. It was the best ever but I think I scared the local wildlife!!!

fivepaws

This is hysterical. You gave me my laugh for the day. Now, I have to go potty.

fayeberry

Ha ha ha hilarious

San Luis

Giggling so hard, I have to pee-which brings up another issue, imagine trying to pour yourself back into one of those torture chambers if the suit is wet-which has the potential for lots more side bar comments....! Funnnny! I can't swim, so buying a suit has never been an issue for me, I don't expose these thighs.

Nancy Ingham

Sooooo funny, thanks for the laugh Ditter!

cathyvv

Ha, ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, ha...

I can 'soooo' relate to this!

cathyvv

That line caught me by surprise! Good one!

labtechkty

Never thought about the maternity dept...that might not be such a bad idea....lol

purplefiend

Ditter,
Thanks for the hilarious mental images. My dogs and DD thought I'd lost my marbles since I was laughing so hard.

I'm a plus size lap swimmer, I wear the Sporti ultraback swim suits. I can stand trying to swim laps with a skirted suit.
This is the suit I have, bought the blue and the purple. This suit fits well and the straps don't fall down.
http://www.swimoutlet.com/product_p/...htm?color=9325
Sharon