littlehud

Oh my, so funny. Thanks for sharing.

Ida

Just hilareous! ROFL. Personally, I never had ladies. Just fried eggs. Now, if I could just do away with the belly and hips!! Maybe I wouldn't mind walking sideways!! LOL

middysmom

that is good every one going to a reunion can relate to this if they don't they are telling a lie

Bobby's Girl

"Those who have stayed slim and those who have gotten rich enjoy class reunions." A "Quotable Quote" in a Reader's Digest many years ago.

Colbaltjars62

OMG I may wet my pants!!! I read it to hubby and I think those were tears in his eyes...
Thank you for the wonderful belly laugh.

sewnsewer2

OMG that is so funny!

InTheMastersHands

LOL!! Too funny

dholtzen

I have laughed until I cried. This is me!!!! I have done the dance to get into the girdle. Or course I swore I would never wear a girdle like my Mom did.

susie0808

And it's so true!!! I went to my 10th. Never went to my 20th. My 30th was last month. Why would I want to put myself through it!

My family and friends can't understand why I did not want to go. Mind you I'm not that heavy but I don't want to be judged any way. And that's what they do.

My opinion on this is that:: If they were your friends they would have stayed in touch. I've done what I could to do that ....I have a phone book. I've used it. Why couldn't they. I'm not going to a reunion to listen to the excuses why they couldn't keep in touch. I heard them all at the 10th that was enough.

A side note...I have had the same phone # same address for 20 years. Ok now... my sis is on facebook. Apparently she has been getting alot of my old friends from school requesting her as a friend to find out about me. I'm not on it and don't want to be. I told my sis to tell them to call me.... they have my number. You know what they haven't called. They all just want to gossip and I want no part of it. I've moved on.

Numa

How funny! Thanks for the laugh.