How To Sell Your Sister

Old 10-11-2010, 04:29 AM
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Okay now that I'm smiling I guess I won't have to pound my sister . . . today. I have 3 sisters, two older and one younger. On any given day I would trade one or the other of them for, oh heck I would give them away. Maybe we should have a big ole sister swap! Other people's sisters never seem to be as annoying as one's own.
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Old 10-11-2010, 05:30 AM
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My sister is 4 yrs older but it may as well be 20. SHe was always the prim and proper, Who me? sister. Then there was me. Always, always into something. Her three boys as they grew up would spend countless hours at my house because we had fun. They had parties at my house etc. So Although I never tried to sell her (wannted to keep her around to torture), she left early and I had the hosue to myself thru college. Still the baby and spoiled to this day. Great paper ALu.

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Old 10-11-2010, 07:13 AM
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I am the youngest of three sisters and I have no idea what you are talking about. I never bothered my sisters. LOL
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Old 10-11-2010, 08:03 AM
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I am the oldest and my sister and I have never fought about anything. Weird huh. But my younger brother is a different story. I wish I had had your instructions when he was little. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 10-11-2010, 08:34 AM
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I wish those gypsies had been real! When ever my sister and I acted up, my mom would be like, cut it out or I'm selling you to the gypsies. Haha

Thanks every one! I'm glad you all had a laugh!
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:56 PM
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Well written!
I tell my 7 year old to behave or I will put him on Ebay = we have been selling my Dads vintage bikes, so he knows what it means.
As for my sisters - wouldn't ever trade them, they are my best friends. Always were.
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Old 10-12-2010, 04:12 AM
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You may get a chuckle out of this ... my middle daughter actually did post an ad on Ebay to sell her little sister. Ebay pulled it within a day once they realized she wasn't trying to sell a series of books about sisters, but her actual annoying, little sister. A few years ago when I was cleaning out their room, I found a newspaper clipping. It was a classified ad form that the same daughter had filled out to sell her little sister. She never tried to sell her older sister, just the younger one. I still have that newspaper clipping stashed away. I have a younger sister, so I understand how she feels, but I got a great laugh out of it at the time. They are 18 and 20 now, with a 22 yr old older sister ... I hope they will appreciate each other more when they are older.
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Old 10-12-2010, 07:24 AM
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Newspaper clipping? WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!!! Ahaha... I'm happy to know I'm not alone!
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Old 10-12-2010, 07:28 AM
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LOL! Great paper! I got a laugh out of it.
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it didn't work!
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