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    Old 09-10-2010, 05:47 PM
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    LOL! You can't fix stupid, but you sure can laugh at it.
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    Old 09-10-2010, 07:48 PM
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    OMGosh, these cracked me up. I could barely read some of them to my daughter.
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    Old 09-10-2010, 07:50 PM
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    Sure is a shame they have to add such senseless disclaimers. But, I really enjoyed seeing them
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    Old 09-10-2010, 08:12 PM
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    Another great one! Thanks :lol: :lol:
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    Old 09-10-2010, 08:21 PM
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    Ditter, I love your posts. I look forward to reading them. Makes my day. Bless you, and Thanks, Marlene
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    Old 09-10-2010, 09:10 PM
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    Originally Posted by Ditter43
    In Honor of Stupid People . . . .

    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.


    On a Swedish chainsaw --

    "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

    (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
    I always perfered genital stoppage on this one. How else does one become a girl?
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    Old 09-10-2010, 09:12 PM
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    OMG!!! Those are my kitties with the bikinis!!!
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    Old 09-10-2010, 09:14 PM
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    For sandpat

    Originally Posted by BARES
    OMG!!! Those are my kitties with the bikinis!!!
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    Old 09-10-2010, 11:15 PM
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    Ditter, I like the ones that someone, somewhere, thought was English! They crack me up. Can we get a translator to interpret? "Make is how use" was NOT in my high school English book! lol!
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    Old 09-11-2010, 04:38 AM
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    Just a note from a mother who deals with allergies in the family:

    Peanuts are technically a legume (like soybeans). People who are allergic to nuts can often eat peanuts without a problem. Conversely, people who are allergic to peanuts can often eat nuts without a problem. You will many times see warnings like: "peanuts processed on equipment used to process tree nuts." Then you avoid it altogether.
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