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09-22-2011, 08:25 AM
#51
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 175
During my teaching career, children often asked questions just to get my attention. As a result, I sometimes responded, "Just use your common sense." One day a little girl raised her hand and asked, "What is common sense?"
09-22-2011, 08:26 AM
#52
Junior Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 175
During my teaching career, children often asked questions just to get my attention. As a result, I sometimes responded, "Just use your common sense." One day a little girl raised her hand and asked, "What is common sense?"
09-22-2011, 08:55 AM
#53
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Central Florida
Posts: 1,465
My husband went through a fast food drive through and ordered two burgers with mustard only. It was repeated back: two burgers, mustard, ketchup and mayonnaise. No mustard only. This went on several times and finally he was so frustrated he said he is deadly allergic to mayonnaise and ketchup and he will die if they put that on, mustard only. Please do not kill me. OK, two burgers with mayonnaise and ketchup, only. To this day she probably has no idea why he left.
09-22-2011, 09:27 AM
#54
Super Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Bay Area near San Francisco
Posts: 1,213
About 1970, before she passed away, my mother, who was born in 1912, and I were in a waterbed shop. One of the beds had a large built-in/on canopy which was covered in mirrors. My mother looked up at the mirrors and said "Why would anyone want mirrors over their bed."
09-22-2011, 09:31 AM
#55
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Bay Area near San Francisco
Posts: 1,213
Originally Posted by alwayslearning
My husband went through a fast food drive through and ordered two burgers with mustard only. It was repeated back: two burgers, mustard, ketchup and mayonnaise. No mustard only. This went on several times and finally he was so frustrated he said he is deadly allergic to mayonnaise and ketchup and he will die if they put that on, mustard only. Please do not kill me. OK, two burgers with mayonnaise and ketchup, only. To this day she probably has no idea why he left.
09-22-2011, 09:36 AM
#56
Super Member
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: jacksonville bch
Posts: 2,065
We were selling a house out of state, and using a lawyer from that state. They sent me a form for us to sign and fax to them. DH is in the other state at this time. I get home from doing my part, and I rec an e-mail from the sec. saying their other comp. sent us the wrong form to sign, and that I needed to re-do the corrected one, being sure to have DH sign and fax also. Come to find out DH is standing in their office, and they only have one comp.. Sec tells DH the comp doesn't always send the correct papers the first time, and she doesn't understand why.
09-22-2011, 10:03 AM
#59
Super Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Clinton, OK
Posts: 1,736
Originally Posted by IdahoSandy
Just wanted to add, think of these Republicans at the next election and be sure to "vote" for them. Grinning
Again... not to worry... it takes more than this to offend me... just trying to bring a little balance...
09-22-2011, 10:13 AM
#60
Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Colden, NY
Posts: 348
I was having trouble with my printer so I called tech support.
Tech: Please print out a test sheet.
Me: OK
Tech: What colors did it print?
Me: purple, orange ,red, green ,yellow, blue & pink.
Tech: OK. Is your printer turned on?
What?
I didn't color it in with crayons! Needless to say the troubleshooting didn't fix the problem!
Tech: Please print out a test sheet.
Me: OK
Tech: What colors did it print?
Me: purple, orange ,red, green ,yellow, blue & pink.
Tech: OK. Is your printer turned on?
What?
I didn't color it in with crayons! Needless to say the troubleshooting didn't fix the problem!
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