Lady's Yearly Exam
#1
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5'2"
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5'2"
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
#4
When my DD went for her first, she giggled thru the entire procedure. (The MD is someone I worked with so I was the chaperone.) It WASN'T a nervous giggle, she just thought it was a weird and silly thing to do. He and I just shook our heads.
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