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Thread: This is Laugh Out Load Funny

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    and I just pictured my youngest brother doing this. and still laughing hysterically. by the way-he is 50 and I'm betting he would do it still to this day. just because he could. MEN!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeAnne-Mn.
    Just my opinion but did not think it was funny because the person in the joke was in such pain. I live with constant pain 24\7 , to me pain is not funny.
    your pain (I'm assuming) is not self inflicted? didn't think so-that's a guy thing

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    I am laughing so hard the tears are flowing and I have seen this one before.

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    I installed an electric dog fence--the kind that has the dog wear a 'zap' collar that activates if it gets too close to the fence. Then I decided to give it a trial run. I put the collar around my arm and approached the restricted area. I immediately decided I would not put a thing like that on the neck of a trusting little animal.

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    This was priceless. Yep, I did laugh out loud. Thank you

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    Just think of the power we would all have if we got one of these?????
    This was so funny!! THank you for posting it.

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    Oh, that was too funny. I had to wait to type this because I couldn't see for the tears running down my face. Just picturing a man sitting there thinking of trying it on himself had me rofl. Then the description of the results sent me into fits of laughing and crying.

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    ROFLMBO :)

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    Thank you for making my day a lot brighter with laughter. Way too funny. It is worse than trying to cross over an electric fence by puting your hand on the wire (this was attempted before the age of 10) and then presumably swinging your leg over the wire. Right up there with putting your finger in a light socket. However, your words were eloquent in their sincerity and truly humble. No doubt this will become the subject of discussion for many, many, many years to come. Did the words "Do not try this at home folks" every enter your mind? Guess not. I do sincerely hope that there was no long-lasting negative effects of your stun gun experience. Now the $100 question - would you recommend this apparatus to your friends for their wives? Just curious.

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    There are no words to describe my gratitude for sharing this story. Still wiping my eyes!!!

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    This is Great!!! I can see every male in my family doing this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greenheron
    I installed an electric dog fence--the kind that has the dog wear a 'zap' collar that activates if it gets too close to the fence. Then I decided to give it a trial run. I put the collar around my arm and approached the restricted area. I immediately decided I would not put a thing like that on the neck of a trusting little animal.
    Good for you! I would not do that either! It's just wrong.

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    I can't stop laughing, I bet his wife enjoyed it a lot.

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    :lol: :lol: Tears running down my face! :lol: :lol:

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    Love it. I know my husband doesn't believe in reading the instructions so he would have zapped himself really quick. LOL

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    Best laugh I've had all day

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    Thanks, I needed that !

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    I have got to share this with my father a former marine gun collector and hunter who has talked off and on about tazars- he will love it and of course share it with his breakfast group

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    Thank you for sharng. The tears are still running down my cheeks, that is great story to share will us.

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    That was just too funny

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    still laughing-loved it. Had to send it to my girl friend-we were just talking about men and their minds or lack thereof.

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    Very funny!

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