New Wine for Seniors.....funny!!!!

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07-06-2011, 12:00 PM

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Patchworkmarion

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Love it.

07-06-2011, 01:31 PM

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You go girl

07-06-2011, 01:34 PM

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CactusFlower

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Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

07-06-2011, 01:37 PM

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Sort of reminds me of what my Grandma used to say.

Never take a laxative with your sleeping pills.

07-06-2011, 03:14 PM

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Norad

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I love you Ditter. I can always count on you to make me laugh. Would you like to be my neighbor?

07-06-2011, 03:25 PM

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Oh you are nasty!! I really read to the end!

07-06-2011, 04:10 PM

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Love it!

07-06-2011, 04:44 PM

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That was funny.

07-06-2011, 06:36 PM

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marknfran

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ditter43

A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night sleep.

NEW Wine for Seniors
I kid you not...
New Wine for Seniors

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

PINO MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
I just could not help it. Sorry !

You always brighten my day!!! :thumbup:

07-06-2011, 06:42 PM

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Bad Ditter! :) I'm from the Napa Valley! Made me laugh anyway. I can tell when I take the first sip that I've had too much -- my toes swell and my shoes get real tight. Alas, I'm not a wine drinker.