bearisgray

A bit of order here and there in the house IS a good thing!

(Doesn't mean I have it, though :roll: )

susanpillsbury

Sheeeesh! My hair hasn't been 'in order' since the baby was born....June 1980!

Lisanne

What, so many of you don't even own a dress?! Maybe you should all be sewing some dresses for yourselves! Be sure to clean the entire house first, though, and before you do, shower, shave those pits and legs, style your hair and put on full makeup. Don't forget to smile and hum a happy tune as you scrub away at the waxy buildup and run the vacuum!

Seriously, I'm surprised it didn't say to wear your pearls, too.

Quiltbeagle

LOL If I showed up in a dress my sewing machine wouldn't be able to sew for laughing so hard.

Monstookie

I think the pearls were just a given....really....don't you know better.....laugh....no respectable woman would be sewing without her pearls on. Shame on you.

grandma anna

ROFLMAO

tutty

YIKES ! ( am i ever in trouble )

saf

DH has just read this over my shoulder and is now rolling on the floor with laughter. NO comment!!!

gramquilter2

LOL, not the way I sew!

Stitchit123

I don't know how I've ever completed a project-the house is needing a good shaking -last nites dishes are in the sink-I haven't combed my hair since yesterday morning-I don't own a dress[will a nighty work] I have never worn make-up My goodness my brother's boss was just here and I'm wearing a pr of blue/purple and white plaid shorts and a red T-shirt with a black skull on it and white knee socks- no make-up and my braid needs serious help and here I was sewing on his boat cushions If any one asks I'm working on my Halloween costume :lol: :lol: