I kept looking for more posts of actual ugly fabric! I can't find any in MY stash! hehe! :lol:

I love the quilt in your profile photo! *yearns to make one like it*

p.s. that ^^^ was for KWHITE

Thanks Becky

All of this belly ripping commentary has me wondering why if EVERYONE saw this I did not, AND more importantly why I was immediately drawn to the fabric upon first sight. I have been married for 25 years. Innocent?!? I have never thought of myself as such. Naive Yep!!!!

I have no idea what I am going to do with the fabric but I know it will be great.

OMG! You guys are soooooooooo hilarious! I'm glad I'm not the only one that did a double take on that fabric! LOL!

After comparing notes, yes the fabric in question does look like that however smaller by comparison!

OK guys ENOUGH already! I'm 52 years young and just had to run to the cupboard to see if we had straws (the bendy kind) OMG what luck they bend!
Under the armpit it goes, then blow. I'm home alone LMAO. the dog is giving me funny looks. Call my 17 yr. old daughter on her cell to find out when she'll be home. To excited to show her what I've learned on the Forum today.
I NEED TO GET A LIFE! :D

Gaigai,
I looked at that fabric and saw exactly what you saw!

Be back later I'm off to the store for some "Land O Lakes" Butter!

OMG, the possibilities...........

well, add one more to the list of - did you see what I saw?
I saw it too...
course I was a cna for a while, so know what I was seeing, lol! :wink:
I think you should make a stethoscope cover. That would be hilarious! :lol:

hey, that really works....showed it to hubs, just now. boy, did we laugh!!!!
can't wait to show it to gbaby...she loves the whoopee cushion! :lol:

Sewhappy, now is where the fun begins! Walk over to your DH, and bend over as if you're picking something up. Of course, face the appropriate direction. Mince along and match your "toots" to each step. Or just practice, because you can learn to produce some REEEEEaaallly funny sounds. Like I said, the possibilities are endless.

Oh Chris, not you too!!!!! Compare WHAT? And what is smaller that what?

OMGosh....and another perverted thread!!! You "ladies" are teaching me some really bad stuff!!! I'm crying from laughter ....again... and now I'm off to check out the Land of Lakes box....can you tell I don't have any kids?? I don't know thes things!

Although...I did pick up on the fabric right off...did't want to say anything though..QnC already told me I have a dirty mind..can you imagine that???? :shock:

Nuff said! lol

You do, Patti, fess up, that's why you recognized the bananas! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

ooooh, a man that knows, when nuff is nuff! :wink:

Patti, (sandpat) wrote:OMGosh....and another perverted thread!!!

Hmmm, seems that perverted threads either follow you...or you follow them, lol...your never fer away! :lol:

OMG I just saw this fabric...........can I be honest??? It is awful rofl.

Dont you wonder......Who designed it?...who agreed to make it?....and who did the sales job to sell it???not even going to ask who bought it...we know that!! toooooooooo funny.

I wonder sometimes when I am going through my stash....what was I thinking? I dont drink or do drugs...so what is my excuse for buying some of this stuff? lol

Margie

Margie, I think the person that designed the fabric, knew exactly what they were doing, and thought it was funny...guess they were right...hmmm, wonder who the 'model', was...well, we've heard from one guy...not him, lol!
nobody I know...never seen that face before...tee hee hee! :lol:

It is called Earth Dance by Gail Kessler for Andover Fabrics from 1980.

I can believe that, kwhite!
Earth Dancing with out skivvy's! :shock: :lol:

Margie...I always say that it came with some other stuff in a big box lot from ebay!!! :lol: :lol:

I readily admit I like it and bought it for that reason. Now I know why. I love to laugh and the universe brings me laughter.

Kwnite, you want laughs with that fabric?
make a skirt with it! 8)

Very "earthy" material, indeed :lol: :roll: :lol:

OK y'all. I have to say I immediately burst out laughing when I saw the much lauded fabric and had to explain to the roommate what I was in "stitches" over.. You betcha.. I'm the worst of the worst.. I am an Operating Room Nurse.. and the day I saw that fabric on the thread, I had been working in .............................you got it........................UROLOGY...........all
day!! I would love to have enough of that to make an OR cap to wear when I work in there!! Can you tell us where you got it? or the Manufacturer.??
The fabric I sent to Khan is Butt Ugly.... but that is OMG Hilarious.!!

Oops, just read the info I asked... I think it would be funnier to make a bikini out of it....... :twisted:

OOOOhhhhh! I triple dog dare ya. But you have to wear it in public. It doesn't even have to be a skirt. It could be, ummmm, I know, SHORT SHORTS!

Me in any short shorts or a bikini would bring hilarity or nausea to all that view it reguardless of the fabric used.

U R incorrigible. rofl - now I have to clean my monitor.

AND....I wanna see pictures of it..whatever "it" turns out to be...a cap, a shirt..bikini....whatever!!! I'll even pay you for them! :lol: :shock:

well, I thought it looked familiar at first, like a guy I know, but no,
nose is shorter, LOLLOLOLOLOLOL...can't breathe...it just keeps rolling...
rolling, rolling, rolling,
oh, my tummy is swollen... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[quote=sandpat]AND....I wanna see pictures of it..whatever "it" turns out to be...a cap, a shirt..bikini....whatever!!! I'll even pay you for them! :lol: :shock: [/quote

Patti's right....we ALL want to see pictures...
with you in it!!!:P
hmmm...we could do another poll...lol...like Patches and Flirt* !!!! :XD::

If you seriously want a peice of this fabric PM me and I will go over to the store and see what I can get. I will be happy to send you some and see what you can do with it.

Uh oh. I think you're gonna be surprised by the response you get! LOL. I'm not sure you have that much, unless you bought the whole bolt! And don't forget, I'm first in line! I'll swap. What color do you prefer?

I love you guys. You are soooooooo funny!

I love yellow. How much do you want?

gaigai....having worked as a cna, and in medical records...been a few years...learned that medical personnel can be quite earthy...bc of the barriers that come down btwn patients and caretaker...
had a mole excised on my shin...and it hurt like he double hockey sticks...don't mind saying hell, just like writing that...LOL
but, doc knew how much shot hurt, and I was nervous...DD was in there with me,...and to distract me...he told dirty jokes, to me, while cutting this thing off!!!
I am soooo blonde....how blonde are you?
I am so blonde, after bout busting a gut at him....when we went in the bathroom, had to ask my daughter, what??? i didn't get it???? :roll: :lol:

[quote=quiltncrazy][quote=gaigai]
Hi q&c, well, I deliberately let the "Buxom Blonde" ICU nurse comment pass 'cause I'd have to admit that I'm auburn, not blonde, and that I'm as "buttsom" as I am buxom, if you get my drift. Hey, I'm an old lady! I'm a boomer! LOL.

But yeah, you know how nurse humor is. Actually you sound like my mom. We always have to explain dirty jokes to her. My favorite is...(OMG she's gonna kill me for putting this online, but I SWEAR it's true)....I told her a joke where the punchline was something about "tuna fish". She didn't get it. When I tried to explain that the joke is that "supposedly" it refers to "women" (I'm trying to be clean here), my mom's CLASSIC response was "Oh no! It can't! Your father HATES tunafish!" Needless to say, SHE IS NEVER GOING TO LIVE THAT ONE DOWN!