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[quote=gaigai][quote=quiltncrazy]
Originally Posted by gaigai
Originally Posted by kwhite
I am soooo blonde....[i]how blonde are you?
Hi q&c, well, I deliberately let the "Buxom Blonde" ICU nurse comment pass 'cause I'd have to admit that I'm auburn, not blonde, and that I'm as "buttsom" as I am buxom, if you get my drift. Hey, I'm an old lady! I'm a boomer! LOL. But yeah, you know how nurse humor is. Actually you sound like my mom. We always have to explain dirty jokes to her. My favorite is...(OMG she's gonna kill me for putting this online, but I SWEAR it's true)....I told her a joke where the punchline was something about "tuna fish". She didn't get it. When I tried to explain that the joke is that "supposedly" it refers to "women" (I'm trying to be clean here), my mom's CLASSIC response was "Oh no! It can't! Your father HATES tunafish!" Needless to say, SHE IS NEVER GOING TO LIVE THAT ONE DOWN! |
gaigai wrote: I told her a joke where the punchline was something about "tuna fish". She didn't get it. When I tried to explain that the joke is that "supposedly" it refers to "women" (I'm trying to be clean here), my mom's CLASSIC response was "Oh no! It can't! Your father HATES tunafish!" Needless to say, SHE IS NEVER GOING TO LIVE THAT ONE DOWN!
then amma wrote: I'm telling your mooom!!! You guys are sooo funny! Gaigai, that is hilarious...hubby was sitting here,...he's pouting on way to bed, cause i'm still typing...pffft! - raspberry to him...lol.... that is soooo, something i would say!!!:oops::oops: (sometimes a little slow on the uptake :roll: ) |
i just remembered something funny, prob. not nice to put here, i will pm you! :wink:
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Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
i just remembered something funny, prob. not nice to put here, i will pm you! :wink:
Well heck, can it be any worse than what's already been posted!? Must be reeeeeeelllly baaad! I can't wait. LOL |
Originally Posted by amma
[I'mmmmm telling your Moooommmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh God, she'l KILL me for posting it on the internet. Hehehehehe :mrgreen: I just love telling that story. I've got a ton more about her too, but I'll cease & desist for now! LOL |
Originally Posted by gaigai
Originally Posted by amma
[I'mmmmm telling your Moooommmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh God, she'l KILL me for posting it on the internet. Hehehehehe :mrgreen: I just love telling that story. I've got a ton more about her too, but I'll cease & desist for now! LOL amma???? you guys are nuts....just like me....I sooo love it!!! gaigai...you can cease and desist for tonight, but there's always, tomorrow, tomorrow...i love ya, tomorrow...your only a day, away! :wink: nite nite |
Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
nite nite
Sweet dreams of fragrant roses! LOL. |
Originally Posted by gaigai
Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
nite nite
Sweet dreams of fragrant roses! LOL. omg, i have a rose bush in my yard...omg...visuals, visuals...stop that, qc, your going to bed!...get your mind on something else...mare stare...fat quarters...yeah....good night nurse! |
Originally Posted by gaigai
Originally Posted by amma
[I'mmmmm telling your Moooommmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh God, she'l KILL me for posting it on the internet. Hehehehehe :mrgreen: I just love telling that story. I've got a ton more about her too, but I'll cease & desist for now! LOL |
Originally Posted by amma
I can be bribed to keep my big mouth shut with FQ's 8) 8) 8)
Well, if you're in the Flirt & Patches Poll, you may be getting a bunch from me anyhow!! |
won't have to worry now, if your fq's are as ugly as the fabric on here...cause as we all know....K3N WON, last night! woo hoo! :lol:
so, you are gonna post pics, after you get some of this fabric???? you could use stack and whack...ouch!!!!! and come up with something interesting? or applique???? yeah....like a where's waldo, thingy ...pardon the pun :mrgreen: (didn't say...waldo's thingy, lol) :wink: |
I think I am going to fussy cut the fabric to get exactly what I want.
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How have I missed out on this? Haven't got time to read it all now but I'll be back tomorrow!
BUMPED!!!! K x |
Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
(didn't say...waldo's thingy, lol) :wink:
Yeah, but we ALL know that's exactly what you mean! I have a visual. The Where's Waldo At The Beach Scene. And kwhite's fabric hidden ALL OVER! Oooh, there's one, and there's another, and OMG would you look at where that one is! |
OK - I read it all and LMAO right onto the floor! QNC - you are a mind reader - i already thought about a stack n whack ( :wink: ) for kwhite's fabric BUT I have to ask a personal question, in the interests of design, you understand.... HOW BIG ARE THEY? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Gai - I hadn't heard the tuna fish joke in YEARS!!!! My Mum is equally naive; My father told a joke at the dinner table when I was about 15 and the punchline involved a certain number - she didn't get it, I nearly peed my pants laughing! After he explained it to her (with diagrams), I got a thick ear for knowing what it was! :lol: K x |
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Gai - I just had to say - you are an ASSET to this board, that was ASSET! :lol: :lol: :lol: K xxx |
Originally Posted by k3n
OK - I read it all and LMAO right onto the floor! QNC - you are a mind reader - i already thought about a stack n whack ( :wink: ) for kwhite's fabric BUT I have to ask a personal question, in the interests of design, you understand.... HOW BIG ARE THEY? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Gai - I hadn't heard the tuna fish joke in YEARS!!!! My Mum is equally naive; My father told a joke at the dinner table when I was about 15 and the punchline involved a certain number - she didn't get it, I nearly peed my pants laughing! After he explained it to her (with diagrams), I got a thick ear for knowing what it was! :lol: K x |
Originally Posted by gaigai
Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
(didn't say...waldo's thingy, lol) :wink:
Yeah, but we ALL know that's exactly what you mean! I have a visual. The Where's Waldo At The Beach Scene. And kwhite's fabric hidden ALL OVER! Oooh, there's one, and there's another, and OMG would you look at where that one is! ...you could even use fabric pens and camoflage 'em just a bit...hee hee hee. This board has corrupted me...and it's a hoot! :wink: |
Originally Posted by k3n
PS
Gai - I just had to say - you are an ASSET to this board, that was ASSET! :lol: :lol: :lol: K xxx or as someone, no names, B?, lol...said, southern gibberish :wink: |
Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
Originally Posted by k3n
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Gai - I just had to say - you are an ASSET to this board, that was ASSET! :lol: :lol: :lol: K xxx or as someone, no names, B?, lol...said, southern gibberish :wink: Thank you K3n! I think you guys are the bomb too! Quiltncrazy, I speak southern too! MR DUCKS MR NOT SMR CMBD LITTLE IS LIB, MR DUCKS! For those of you who don't speak "Southern", here is a translation: Them are ducks. Them are not. Yes them are. See them beady little eyes? Well I be, them are ducks! |
Originally Posted by k3n
OK - I read it all and LMAO right onto the floor! QNC - you are a mind reader - i already thought about a stack n whack ( :wink: ) for kwhite's fabric BUT I have to ask a personal question, in the interests of design, you understand.... HOW BIG ARE THEY? :lol: :lol: :lol:
K x |
Originally Posted by gaigai
Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
Originally Posted by k3n
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Gai - I just had to say - you are an ASSET to this board, that was ASSET! :lol: :lol: :lol: K xxx or as someone, no names, B?, lol...said, southern gibberish :wink: Thank you K3n! I think you guys are the bomb too! Quiltncrazy, I speak southern too! MR DUCKS MR NOT SMR CMBD LITTLE IS LIB, MR DUCKS! For those of you who don't speak "Southern", here is a translation: Them are ducks. Them are not. Yes them are. See them beady little eyes? Well I be, them are ducks! Hey This is Md. That would make me a southerner and my folks in NC always called me their Yankee relative!!! |
[quote=quiltncrazy]
Originally Posted by gaigai
Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
(didn't say...waldo's thingy, lol) :wink:
Yeah, I could draw beards and ears on 'em. LOL!!! OK, 'nuff fun for now. I have to go to the post office and mail some fabric. After all she really deserves it for calling me an asset. (I bribed her to say that). |
GAIGAI WROTE: Yeah, I could draw beards and ears on 'em. LOL!!!
Yes, I reccommend, if your gonna wear this article in public, don't leave off ears, if they're gonna be bearded. Don't want to get a citation! :lol: cop to gaigai: howdy, ma'am, that thar hat your a waring looks kinda dirty, lak your breakin the law, think ah'm gone have to give y'all a ticket. gaigai: nope, officer, just something I got from a friend. I made this myself. I'm a nurse-quilter, and these are pictures of equipment. cop: well, do tell by doggies. Ma wife is a quilter, too. Well, you be on your way, ma'am, and have yoself a fine day, now. gaigai: I sure am glad he didn't recognize the beard on here. That was a close shave! Fooled him with the big ears*, tee hee hee! :wink: |
Originally Posted by kwhite
Originally Posted by k3n
OK - I read it all and LMAO right onto the floor! QNC - you are a mind reader - i already thought about a stack n whack ( :wink: ) for kwhite's fabric BUT I have to ask a personal question, in the interests of design, you understand.... HOW BIG ARE THEY? :lol: :lol: :lol:
K x K x |
Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
Fooled him with the big ears*, tee hee hee! :wink:
Say, isn't there a correlation between big ears and um, big fabric? |
I thought that was feet? :lol: :lol: :lol:
K x |
Huh....and I thought it was big thumbs.
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I had heard it was noses, but a friend told me that in her um, experience big veins in the hands means big...um, you know.. yah, fabric.
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Girls, maybe it depends on the guy who told you the theory? Whether he had big ears, thumbs, feet, nose or whatever - he probably adapted it to suit himself! LOL
K x PS It was also a guy who said 'size doesn't matter'! :lol: :lol: :lol: |
I have spent 20 minutes reading this thread and had to stop for bathroom break! :lol: :lol:
First of all that fabric is too too funny, and It being soft dearly about killed me! I love the idea of making a bikini out of it! What can I say, except that it is nice to get back and see things are the same, such dirty minds, no wonder I fit right in! :wink: At this point maybe you should just put it up for auction, and see who offers the most FG for it! You might just have a gold mine on your hands. And I do believe it is the nose that should be big! :wink: reference back to DH and Mortimer in chair asleep! :oops: :oops: :wink: Ninnie |
OMG - I feel so at home here. Waldo on the beach ....... that's why I don't go to the nudy beach. ROFL. Big ears, big feet, big hands, and shrivelled Waldos. :twisted:
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Originally Posted by MadQuilter
OMG - I feel so at home here. Waldo on the beach ....... that's why I don't go to the nudy beach. ROFL. Big ears, big feet, big hands, and shrivelled Waldos. :twisted:
K x |
[quote=k3n]
Originally Posted by MadQuilter
Don't worry about it Martina - after all it's like fishermen, it's not the size of the rod, it's how they wiggle the worm! :wink:
K x I do believe that's one I haven't heard before (she says as she wipes the tears out of her eyes) And I still say it ain't true. You have to have enough to wiggle! One of my favorite authors, Linda Howard, has a book "Mr. Perfect". Four smart-ass friends sit down at happy hour and make a list of attributes of the perfect man. The book is a murder mystery romance, but it is absolutely a hoot. And I have to agree with the list. Check it out. Or if anyone wants, I'll post it. |
Originally Posted by k3n
I thought that was feet? :lol: :lol: :lol:
K x |
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Well here's the fabric i adopted. Can you say eeee-gads or what. Hmmmm...... now what to make with it?
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Originally Posted by genghis khan
Well here's the fabric i adopted. Can you say eeee-gads or what. Hmmmm...... now what to make with it?
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Originally Posted by genghis khan
Well here's the fabric i adopted. Can you say eeee-gads or what. Hmmmm...... now what to make with it?
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You know, that fabric might look really interesting under a black light. Might bring back memories of the 60's and 70's.
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Originally Posted by mytwopals
You know, that fabric might look really interesting under a black light. Might bring back memories of the 60's and 70's.
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