Nice friend you found for it. :) Can't wait to see what you create with these.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You defiantly turned it the right way.


Ninnie

Yeah, I still like it better the other way!!!

Oh....I really really wanna see what you make with that...it will be interesting!

And Gaigai...what in the heck is "community benefactor"???

Beautiful Batik fabric :D :D :D Do you have a pattern in mind??? Maybe the Birds and the Bees??? :wink:

I need a pattern. Do you have a link to the birds and bees?

I'm afraid to look :shock: :shock: :oops: :oops: :shock: :shock:

If I remember correctly it is a BOM applique design

LMBO, PATTI,...here, maybe these will help 8)

I would ask if you greased somebody's palm, but just know this bunch would make something of that!
so, spill, what is it? curious minds want to know? :roll: :wink:

kwhite, I wonder if your new quilt will get the same media attention as this quilt did in April???? :D :wink: :shock: :shock: :wink: :D Maybe you could find this pattern????

"How Quilter’s Home publishers imagined their readership would be attracted to sensationalistic quilts is anyone’s guess, but the members of at least one quilting group had their granny panties in a twist: JoAnn fabric and craft stores refused to stock the magazine.

JoAnn apparently thought these quilts were a little “too hot” for their clientele — but who knows? Maybe that phallic quilt could have inspired a sexual quilting revolution."

Click on community benefactor for the explanation :D

I AM SOOOO BLONDE!!!!...how blonde are you?
I asked a question, about a new title, and I have one toooooo!!!!
ewww, and silly goose, was trying to be cute...not dirty, mind you...cute, about it! omgooodness....what a compliment, lol, i think....let me go click. :mrgreen:

well, thank you, admin! :wink:
guys, we are being thanked, by way of this title, bc we purchased quilting related products, which helps offset the costs of running this board, and helps board to prosper.
woo hoo, don't mind supporting board, it's like one of my pets, lol. :XD:

Gai, QNC I am honoured to be in such exalted company! I am not worthy, (bows deeply from the waist with suitably solemn, awestruck look on face!)

K x

Well....bust my britches!!!! I'm just as honored to know ya'll....so "customers" get special titles...hmmmm. Guess I better go click on it to see. :shock:

You know what they say about busted britches:

when your nose itches,
somebody's coming with a hole in their britches.

Don't know why that makes ppl's nose itch, not sure I want to know, lol! :roll:

Obviously those Francy-Pants are full of caca!

I found it. OMG!!! My fabric is innocent oversight. This is blatant!!!

I did not see the actual quilt, I had just read about it...hope I did not offend you :oops: I did not think that it was that bad...being published in a quilting magazine :oops:

Lord girl I don't think I can be offended. No worries. It is shocking though. The southern one is more shocking then the other one. Check it out:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://twolia.com/blogs/kitsch-slapped/files/2009/04/mary-beth-bellah-helping-hands-quilt.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.twolia.com/blogs/kitsch-s...QCsIcU6lgWyGkM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpenis%2Bquilt%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26um %3D1

Oh My!!!! She had to have handpainted that fabric herself :roll: :roll:

You would think, but I found that too. Comes in three colors

My Gawd, that is ugly material. As it was coming down into view I was thinking the same thing. I was shocked thinking someone would actually make a material depicting that!!!!!

:lol: Well ladies I'm glad I'm not the only one with my mind in the gutter. I just about chocked when I saw that fabric as well. Too bad my MIL died because I would have LOVED to make her a warm and cuddly quilt with that fabric. :lol:

Pun intended? ROFL.

I honestly don't get the hoopla, and believe you me - my mind jumps to the gutter faster than you say lickety.....

Truly I am innocent in what I say and do. Like I said I am Naive!!!

well, everyone has their own opinion, and it's still a free country, but for me, there's joking, and being naughty, and then there's, what I saw on that link.
It is offensive to me, especially the southern one. I don't need images like that to educate my children and grandchildren about the cruelties of history. That hurts MY feelings.
As for the second one,...I don't blame Joann's for not wanting that magazine in their store. People might have bought it, unsuspecting, and then wanted their money back,...or worse.
We have adult book stores, so that belongs in an adult fabric store. Everything in it's place, for those that would like to purchase it. I can see the art in it, but I won't put one on my couch, for my grandbabies to see it, lol!

Quiltcrazy I too have family in the south and I said that southern one was more offensive to me then the other one. I don't want either of them in my house.

I have a subscription to Quilter's Home. I will not renew it. Not because of the gross quilt but because I think the magazine is a load of crap. I have been very disappointed in the magazine as a whole. I guess everyone is entitled to their own opinions. Some things should be left to museums. Can you imagine what our granny's would say. Mine would call them blue. She use to say Redd Foxx made blue records. That is what they called them at the time. The flag one is pure hatred to everyone. Do they sell the wiener fabric in Playboy or Penthouse?

I found it on some random site. I didn't really pay much attention to it.

What do you all think of this pattern for my ugly combination?

http://www.quilterscache.com/F/FeatheredStarBlock.html

I think the blue fabric is too pretty for the martian fabric. That is what it looks like turned around. Put a black with it or something dark.

Martians, Waldo, phallic symbols, Hugging Ubangi s. I guess we all see it differently LOL I sure have gotten my money out of this fabric and I have not even cut into it yet.

I see the body parts but my first reaction was a woman in a bikini standing ing the midst of bowling pins. Does anybody else see her?

WOW I love your imagination. No i don't think I see that.

I could see a cactus on a bowling pin. :D

Dr. Oz says, humans are too big ( by proportion) compared to other animals. According to the good Dr 3" is the perfect size!

Now I know what the fabric reminds me of--those crazy prints in muscle pants.

Now think how different this post would have been if kwhite had posted the fabric the other direction. Those hangy downies look like faces to me that way. This has been entertaining to say the least!!

Methinks the good doctor may be challenged in a certain area...! :lol: