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genghis khan 06-01-2009 12:39 PM

omg you ladies are bad lol

Mousie 06-01-2009 12:39 PM


Originally Posted by Kj05

Originally Posted by mytwopals
You know, that fabric might look really interesting under a black light. Might bring back memories of the 60's and 70's.

Maybe it might actually look good if you work with it while smoking a joint.....Perhaps it'll bring you some good ideas.

yeah but will they be about the fabric? :lol: 8)

Kj05 06-01-2009 12:40 PM


Originally Posted by quiltncrazy

Originally Posted by Kj05

Originally Posted by mytwopals
You know, that fabric might look really interesting under a black light. Might bring back memories of the 60's and 70's.

Maybe it might actually look good if you work with it while smoking a joint.....Perhaps it'll bring you some good ideas.

yeah but will they be about the fabric? :lol: 8)

Maybe if you just sat there staring at the fabric...

genghis khan 06-01-2009 12:54 PM

LOL!

dvseals 06-01-2009 01:36 PM

Pair it with black and make teeeeeeeeenie lil pinwheels out of it ;)

amma 06-01-2009 01:59 PM

Kinda looks :shock: :shock: like the tail end of a baaaad trip :lol: :lol: :lol:

MadQuilter 06-01-2009 02:03 PM


Originally Posted by dvseals
Pair it with black and make teeeeeeeeenie lil pinwheels out of it ;)

what do you call it? the twirling waldo's or hickory-dockory dick? (Did I get that right? :mrgreen: )

amma 06-01-2009 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by MadQuilter

Originally Posted by dvseals
Pair it with black and make teeeeeeeeenie lil pinwheels out of it ;)

what do you call it? the twirling waldo's or hickory-dockory dick? (Did I get that right? :mrgreen: )

:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: still spitting and sputtering :lol: :lol:

gaigai 06-01-2009 02:19 PM


Originally Posted by genghis khan
Well here's the fabric i adopted. Can you say eeee-gads or what. Hmmmm...... now what to make with it?


Well, it failed the snort test. Actually I think it's kinda pretty. And it would make the perfect STACK & WHACK fabric. Just think of all the psychedelic patterns you could make. As you smoked your joint. Nah, you can keep the joints. I prefer magic brownies. Nothing beats chocolate!

amma 06-01-2009 02:21 PM


Originally Posted by gaigai

Originally Posted by genghis khan
Well here's the fabric i adopted. Can you say eeee-gads or what. Hmmmm...... now what to make with it?


Well, it failed the snort test. Actually I think it's kinda pretty. And it would make the perfect STACK & WHACK fabric. Just think of all the psychedelic patterns you could make. As you smoked your joint. Nah, you can keep the joints. I prefer magic brownies. Nothing beats chocolate!

Or magic mushrooms???? :roll: :roll: :roll:

gaigai 06-01-2009 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by MadQuilter
what do you call it? the twirling waldo's or hickory-dockory dick? (Did I get that right? :mrgreen: )


Martina, you got it right as long as kwhite sends Khan some of her fabric so they can be side by side!! But, I dunno. Is Khan up to whacking up that fabric? (Can't wait to see where THIS one goes! heh heh) :shock:

genghis khan 06-01-2009 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by gaigai

Originally Posted by genghis khan
Well here's the fabric i adopted. Can you say eeee-gads or what. Hmmmm...... now what to make with it?


Well, it failed the snort test. Actually I think it's kinda pretty. And it would make the perfect STACK & WHACK fabric. Just think of all the psychedelic patterns you could make. As you smoked your joint. Nah, you can keep the joints. I prefer magic brownies. Nothing beats chocolate!

Sorry no left-handed cigarettes for me those days are long over

gaigai 06-01-2009 02:43 PM

[quote=genghis khan][quote=gaigai]

Originally Posted by genghis khan
Sorry no left-handed cigarettes for me those days are long over

Yeah, me too. And it was VERY disheartening to know that my days of hot monkey sex were over.

beachlady 06-01-2009 03:54 PM

This post has a life of its own!!!!

And I always thought it was the whole hand, not just the thumbs.

MadQuilter 06-01-2009 04:26 PM


Originally Posted by gaigai
Martina, you got it right as long as kwhite sends Khan some of her fabric so they can be side by side!! But, I dunno. Is Khan up to whacking up that fabric? (Can't wait to see where THIS one goes! heh heh) :shock:

Too bad we can't have think bubbles: Mh, stacking and whacking the Waldo. oh my.....lol

kwhite 06-01-2009 04:45 PM

3" X 3/4" Awww!!!

dvseals 06-01-2009 04:49 PM

Awwwww

Mousie 06-01-2009 04:55 PM

[quote=gaigai][quote=genghis khan]

Originally Posted by gaigai

Originally Posted by genghis khan
Sorry no left-handed cigarettes for me those days are long over

Yeah, me too. And it was VERY disheartening to know that my days of hot monkey sex were over.

now, gaigai, did admin's new pic, bring on that remorse? roflmbo!!! :lol:

k3n 06-01-2009 05:08 PM


Originally Posted by kwhite
3" X 3/4" Awww!!!

Sorry - not big enough! :wink: :D

K x

kwhite 06-01-2009 05:08 PM


Originally Posted by gaigai

Originally Posted by MadQuilter
what do you call it? the twirling waldo's or hickory-dockory dick? (Did I get that right? :mrgreen: )


Martina, you got it right as long as kwhite sends Khan some of her fabric so they can be side by side!! But, I dunno. Is Khan up to whacking up that fabric? (Can't wait to see where THIS one goes! heh heh) :shock:



ROFLMAS Bet he can't.

Tippy 06-01-2009 07:46 PM

Actually the fabric has been "lovingly" dubbed Picasso Puke.

JoanneS 06-01-2009 08:30 PM

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JoanneS 06-01-2009 09:00 PM

Now that I've dragged my butt off the floor from where I fell and lay gasping for breath - turn your computer terminal upside down and look at the Waldo fabric again. Yep - 'earth dancing' - but not as much fun as noses with ears and beards.

This is another one my DH has to read. If'n he'd been awake while I was snorting and FOTFLMBO, he would be there alread- OTF I mean!

Chris - thank you SOOOOOOOOOO much for posting a pic of the fabric Tippy called Picaso Puke. Now I understand why she doesn't remember buying it!

My ugly fabric is so meek and mild that I'm afraid to post it. I may just have to go to the adult store in the next county and look around - - -

gaigai 06-01-2009 10:15 PM


Originally Posted by JoanneS
I may just have to go to the adult store in the next county and look around - - -


Wow!!! An adult fabric store!! I never saw one of those when I was in AZ!! Where is it? Maybe they'll franchise it!

Pssst, quick girls, lets get the hidden cam out there so we can catch her on video!

tlrnhi 06-01-2009 10:52 PM


Originally Posted by genghis khan
Well here's the fabric i adopted. Can you say eeee-gads or what. Hmmmm...... now what to make with it?

Chris! I think you should make yourself a pair of shorts! I think you'd look really cute! lol

genghis khan 06-01-2009 11:26 PM


Originally Posted by tlrnhi

Originally Posted by genghis khan
Well here's the fabric i adopted. Can you say eeee-gads or what. Hmmmm...... now what to make with it?

Chris! I think you should make yourself a pair of shorts! I think you'd look really cute! lol

Gee thanks sis lol

Skeat 06-02-2009 02:58 AM

Very funny read!! And, yes, I have decided you all are heat deprived, sleep deprived and someone whacked you all in the head somewhere!LOL
The puke fabric....I really like the shorts idea!:)GK could catch some great attraction...he'd be the only guy walking around the streets w/a swarm of hummingbirds chasing his rear!:0)Actually....if you are into crazy applique....that piece would have been good...even if you needed sunglasses to apply it:)Thanks for the laughs.....Skeat

Mousie 06-02-2009 03:28 AM


CHRIS...think u should get some of KW's fabric to go with this picasso puke fabric, - APPLIQUE! :shock:
off to go see if I can look at waldo upside down :lol:
now where's my duct tape?... don't want no black eyes 8)

Mousie 06-02-2009 03:44 AM

hmmm, don't know what to think of that upside down view, but I have decided. that r. side up, it is a bird that dedicated his life to fabric, bc he can't fly..too much love in all the wrong places :wink:

looking for love in all the wrong places,
Looking for love in all the wrong faces,
searching their eyes looking for traces,
of what i'm/ must be y'all.. dreaming of...
(pipe dreams?)

waldo, with the whacked -ing -ang!
(try a "w") :mrgreen:

kwhite 06-02-2009 04:14 AM

I offered Chris some of my phalic fabric again last night and I still have not seen his addy. I really don't think he can cut it up.

sandpat 06-02-2009 04:21 AM

Oh...I scrolled back to see Chris's new fabric and I think I burned my eyeballs.....they were already scarred from seeing the 1st fab...but now...I'm not sure even the brownies would help :roll:

So...what cha' gonna make????

Kj05 06-02-2009 04:49 AM

Came across this fabric while working on the fab shop hop and thought it could be fun.

http://store.stitchinheaven.com/stor...&Item_ID=21516

Tippy 06-02-2009 04:59 AM

ohhh, I think I like that.

gaigai 06-02-2009 05:17 AM

[quote=Kj05]Came across this fabric while working on the fab shop hop and thought it could be fun.



Hubba, Hubba! You are right! That would be a GREAT fabric to pair up with K's fabric!! LOL


Kj05 06-02-2009 05:22 AM

[quote=gaigai]

Originally Posted by Kj05
Came across this fabric while working on the fab shop hop and thought it could be fun.



Hubba, Hubba! You are right! That would be a GREAT fabric to pair up with K's fabric!! LOL

You can only imagine what you could create from the combination.

Mousie 06-02-2009 05:58 AM


Originally Posted by kwhite
I offered Chris some of my phalic fabric again last night and I still have not seen his addy. I really don't think he can cut it up.

too painful? :mrgreen:
(He knows if he got some, we would all be expecting to see it!)

Kj05 06-02-2009 06:23 AM


Originally Posted by quiltncrazy

Originally Posted by kwhite
I offered Chris some of my phalic fabric again last night and I still have not seen his addy. I really don't think he can cut it up.

too painful? :mrgreen:
(He knows if he got some, we would all be expecting to see it!)

Especially if he were to make a bikini!

fabuchicki 06-02-2009 07:17 AM

Kwhite, when you posted that fabric the other day I almost said something but I thought maybe I was the only one here with dirty mind ... I guess not! You should send some to Quilter's Home magazine. The guy who publishes that has a feature for funny found fabrics each month.

You could make a kaleidoscope quilt that would be hilarious!

kwhite 06-02-2009 08:47 AM

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Actually I bought fabric to make something with my ugly fabric. Notice I turned it the right way.

My ugly fabric and it's new best friend.
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Kj05 06-02-2009 08:55 AM


Originally Posted by kwhite
Actually I bought fabric to make something with my ugly fabric. Notice I turned it the right way.

Your "ugly" fabric would actually make a cute border with that really cute fabric.


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