Quilt Police are knocking at my door
12-20-2010, 01:50 PM
#41
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Ramona, California
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Originally Posted by bunniequilter
I know how you felt about the backing being to small. I have a kit from a high profile shop that I am putting together. After double checking the numbers again and again I found I was very short on the number of blocks and fabric for the missing blocks. Really ticks me off when you pay good money for this stuff and you get an imcomplete inferior product.Sent an email off but havent had a reply yet.
12-20-2010, 05:01 PM
#44
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Grove, OK
Posts: 99
Knock, knock!! "This is the Quilt Police. Please open the door, maam."
Knock, knock! "Maam?"
Hope she opens the door soon. I have a VERY busy day. Still have to hit Qwkslver for some bad adjustments to a bowtucks, stitchofclass2 and clem 55.
Knock, knock!
Also, have to pick up nursie76 for aiding-and-abbetting.
Knock, knock!
"I can see you in there hiding behind that huge stack of fabric! You better come out now if you want to "cut" a deal!"
Knock, knock! "Maam?"
Hope she opens the door soon. I have a VERY busy day. Still have to hit Qwkslver for some bad adjustments to a bowtucks, stitchofclass2 and clem 55.
Knock, knock!
Also, have to pick up nursie76 for aiding-and-abbetting.
Knock, knock!
"I can see you in there hiding behind that huge stack of fabric! You better come out now if you want to "cut" a deal!"
12-20-2010, 05:13 PM
#46
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: Central PA
Posts: 5,573
Originally Posted by JustBonnie2
Knock, knock!! "This is the Quilt Police. Please open the door, maam."
Knock, knock! "Maam?"
Hope she opens the door soon. I have a VERY busy day. Still have to hit Qwkslver for some bad adjustments to a bowtucks, stitchofclass2 and clem 55.
Knock, knock!
Also, have to pick up nursie76 for aiding-and-abbetting.
Knock, knock!
"I can see you in there hiding behind that huge stack of fabric! You better come out now if you want to "cut" a deal!"
Knock, knock! "Maam?"
Hope she opens the door soon. I have a VERY busy day. Still have to hit Qwkslver for some bad adjustments to a bowtucks, stitchofclass2 and clem 55.
Knock, knock!
Also, have to pick up nursie76 for aiding-and-abbetting.
Knock, knock!
"I can see you in there hiding behind that huge stack of fabric! You better come out now if you want to "cut" a deal!"
12-20-2010, 05:15 PM
#47
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Lakeland, Florida
Posts: 9,856
ALL of you are hilarious!!! I was told there's NO quilt police!! Good thing I live in a gated community,lol!! I'm not calling the guard house and giving them permission to let the police in here!
Everyone have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!
I'll be gathering up my fat quarters just in case,lol!!
Everyone have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!
I'll be gathering up my fat quarters just in case,lol!!
12-20-2010, 05:25 PM
#48
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: Central PA
Posts: 5,573
Originally Posted by dkabasketlady
ALL of you are hilarious!!! I was told there's NO quilt police!! Good thing I live in a gated community,lol!! I'm not calling the guard house and giving them permission to let the police in here!
Everyone have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!
I'll be gathering up my fat quarters just in case,lol!!
Everyone have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!
I'll be gathering up my fat quarters just in case,lol!!
12-20-2010, 07:24 PM
#49
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: No. Calif
Posts: 527
Originally Posted by MomtoBostonTerriers
Not to worry, everyone on this board will contribute $1 toward your bail. You will be out in no time. You might, however, have to sit in the pokey over the holidays because we will all be busy watching our family members open the quilted gifts we worked so hard to make for them. Not to worry, you can design new quilt patterns while you are staring at the ceiling for a week.
But the trial, well, that is gonna be ugly. Where will you find a good defense attorney who knows the difference between a 1/4 inch seam and a scant-1/4 inch seam?????
But the trial, well, that is gonna be ugly. Where will you find a good defense attorney who knows the difference between a 1/4 inch seam and a scant-1/4 inch seam?????
I have a Christmas wall hanging project which I purchased last summer in a quilt shop in ....well, it doesn't matter where....so a couple of weeks ago, I decided to work on it. It has a panel center and various borders....I squared up the panel according to instructions and proceeded on to the borders....the first border was a nightmare! measurements did not work, borders did not fit....so rather than throw away the whole thing, I bundled it all back into the zip lok baggie and decided to ignore it for a while.
Deep breathing....thoughts of plum puddings, Santa, sleighs & reindeer....etc.
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