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    Old 02-11-2012, 06:31 PM
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    Default Funny... Thief breaking in a house.

    I heard this on the radio...

    A thief scoped out this house for a while and knew the owners were gone. He went to breaking in one night when as he was doing so, he heard a voice that said, "I can see you and Jesus can, too." He thought he checked the place out and no one would be home. He goes in a little further when he hears the voice again, "I can see you and Jesus can, too." He has had enough. He knows he double and triple checked this place. He moves toward the light switch as the voice pops off again, "I can see you and Jesus can, too." As the lights go on, he sees a parrot in a cage. AHA! Thats whos been talking. This lasts for just a split second. Under the cage is a huge rottweiler with a nasty snarl. One last time the voice calls out, "I can see you and Jesus can, too. Sic him Jesus!"

    I got a good laugh anyway.
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    Old 02-11-2012, 06:46 PM
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    Very funny, I had heard that one before.
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    Old 02-11-2012, 08:26 PM
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    LOL
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    Old 02-13-2012, 05:55 AM
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    hahaha......this is just too darn funny!!!
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    Old 02-13-2012, 07:07 AM
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    Never gets old.....
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    Old 02-13-2012, 07:53 AM
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    This joke is always funny. Must have heard it over 25 years ago.
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    Old 02-13-2012, 09:04 AM
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    good one!!! my neighbors have been gone one month and i was just wondering if their house was safe. when they left they let their house cat outside!!! it's snowed badly several times since then. i think someone finally got her into their house. i hope they keep her. she was so frightened. bad people!
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    Very funny. My DH loved it.
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    Old 02-13-2012, 05:54 PM
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    Funny! It is always nice to hear a good clean joke.
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    Originally Posted by nativetexan
    good one!!! my neighbors have been gone one month and i was just wondering if their house was safe. when they left they let their house cat outside!!! it's snowed badly several times since then. i think someone finally got her into their house. i hope they keep her. she was so frightened. bad people!
    Poor kitty. Some people should not have pets.
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