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    Old 06-15-2010, 02:30 PM
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    Originally Posted by roseOfsharon
    Ohhhhhhh and I know now for the nickname Chasing Hawk is from! Chasing Hawk around with the frying pan! lol
    LMBO Good One :thumbup: :D:D:D
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    Old 06-15-2010, 02:44 PM
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    After 20+ yrs in the military, I retired my boots. I can see I'm going to have to take them out of storage & loan them to Carol Ann so that she may use them to kick his everlove'n diplomatic butt right out the door lolol
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    Old 06-15-2010, 02:55 PM
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    This was sent to me in an email from my Sister In Law, she got it from her Dad.

    I about fell out of my chair when I read it.



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    Ron died suddenly on January 31 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife Carol Anne was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Ron, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.
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    Old 06-15-2010, 02:57 PM
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    Originally Posted by roseOfsharon
    Ohhhhhhh and I know now for the nickname Chasing Hawk is from! Chasing Hawk around with the frying pan! lol
    LOL, my name honors a unique Medicine man I knew when I lived in South Dakota.
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    Old 06-15-2010, 03:04 PM
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    ha ha

    Originally Posted by raptureready
    When we first got married we were both working full time. Things didn't get done on time all the time. When my husband was talking to some of his online friends, one of the men from the West Coast said that he told his new wife that when he got home from work she'd better have supper on the table, the house clean and laundry done. He said he had to tell her a few times but after a week or so he saw a big improvement. The man from the East coast said that he'd told his wife the same thing--demanded it. He said that since his wife was a little headstrong it took a couple of weeks for him to see her improve. So my husband told me what his friends had said and told me that he thought they were right. That I was to have his dinner on the table, the house clean, and the laundry done every night. After about a week he could see his computer again a little bit since the swelling had gone down out of his black eyes.
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    Old 06-15-2010, 03:09 PM
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    Originally Posted by Chasing Hawk
    This was sent to me in an email from my Sister In Law, she got it from her Dad.

    I about fell out of my chair when I read it.



    EDITOR'S NOTE:
    Ron died suddenly on January 31 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife Carol Anne was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Ron, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.
    Sounds feasible to me. I vote INNOCENT on all counts.
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    Old 06-15-2010, 03:15 PM
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    Originally Posted by Chasing Hawk
    This was sent to me in an email from my Sister In Law, she got it from her Dad.

    I about fell out of my chair when I read it.



    EDITOR'S NOTE:
    Ron died suddenly on January 31 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife Carol Anne was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Ron, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.
    OMG! This one has my laughing so hard!!!!
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    Old 06-15-2010, 03:46 PM
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    Good one! You go Carol Anne! (I know it's all a joke, but can't help but cheer her on.)
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    Old 06-15-2010, 03:56 PM
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    Carol Anne sounds "innocent" to me.

    If he had been my husband he wouldn't have lived that long.

    I needed this laugh really badly today. Thanks for posting.
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    Old 06-15-2010, 04:12 PM
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    :)
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