ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND
06-15-2010, 04:43 PM
#22
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LOL!! And while I know it's a joke, it's the reason I firmly stand behind my often made comment when a woman says her husband allows her to stay at home so she doesn't expect him to lift a finger in the house. I always ask if they think that the day HE retires, she will too!!!
06-15-2010, 06:00 PM
#26
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Originally Posted by Chasing Hawk
This was sent to me in an email from my Sister In Law, she got it from her Dad.
I about fell out of my chair when I read it.
EDITOR'S NOTE:
Ron died suddenly on January 31 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife Carol Anne was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Ron, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.
I about fell out of my chair when I read it.
EDITOR'S NOTE:
Ron died suddenly on January 31 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife Carol Anne was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Ron, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.
06-15-2010, 06:05 PM
#27
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And my feed back is " If this was my husband saying this that and the other and make me a lemonade too while your at it" guess what ....If I had to do all that ... what do I need him for! That's right he would be booted out with the pointed end you know where! And making his own freaken dinner! Shame on you! lol!
06-15-2010, 07:52 PM
#29
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Location: SW Iowa
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Originally Posted by Chasing Hawk
This was sent to me in an email from my Sister In Law, she got it from her Dad.
I about fell out of my chair when I read it.
EDITOR'S NOTE:
Ron died suddenly on January 31 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife Carol Anne was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Ron, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.
I about fell out of my chair when I read it.
EDITOR'S NOTE:
Ron died suddenly on January 31 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife Carol Anne was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Ron, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.
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