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Thread: Funny one liners

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    Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
    Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
    Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present


    ·What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovingmama View Post
    I read this one somewhere,

    "Never argue with an Idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!"
    It's a quote from Mark Twain.

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    Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
    Every Sunrise brings a blessing

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    It is none of my business what someone else thinks about me!!!
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    There is never a better time (to do something) than RIGHT NOW!

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    Well the nicest thing I can say about her is that her tattoos are spelled correctly. ~ Love that one!!!
    Next to God we are indebted to women, first for life itself, and then for making it worth having.

    Christian Nestell Bovee,



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    I'm just a Raggedy Ann in a Barbie doll world.
    Next to God we are indebted to women, first for life itself, and then for making it worth having.

    Christian Nestell Bovee,



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    Don't mess with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
    I promise not to buy any more fabric until I see something I really like. Or it's on sale. Or I think it might match something.

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    In line with loving mama: "The difference between genius & stupidity, is that there is a limit to genius."

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    It's hard to soar with eagles when you work with turkeys.

    I have PMS and a hand gun - now what was your question. (That lived on my desk at work)

    If everyone of your friends jumped off the bridge would you also? (Mom's)
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    Home security provided by Smith and Wesson!
    If you always do, what you have always done, The results never change. Change is the wings you give yourself.

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