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Old 03-23-2014, 02:11 PM
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Well the nicest thing I can say about her is that her tattoos are spelled correctly. ~ Love that one!!!
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Old 03-23-2014, 02:40 PM
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I'm just a Raggedy Ann in a Barbie doll world.
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Don't mess with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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In line with loving mama: "The difference between genius & stupidity, is that there is a limit to genius."
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It's hard to soar with eagles when you work with turkeys.

I have PMS and a hand gun - now what was your question. (That lived on my desk at work)

If everyone of your friends jumped off the bridge would you also? (Mom's)
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Home security provided by Smith and Wesson!
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