ljptexas

I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me out of bed.
Then I go see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along & when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & usually stays for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired.
So I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life!!
(taken from a Senior newspaper under "Laughing Matters")

mandyrose

LOL! I have the same gentlemen friends............thanks for the chuckle

Sewnoma

Dangit, and I thought me and Arthur Ritis had an exclusive thing going! We've been intimately acquainted since I was 13 years old. Charley Horse does visit me in the night sometimes though, so I've got that going for me.

LOL!

pojo

I have the same gentlemen but charley horse is the one I dread the most.
he goes from my hip to my toes and i can't even stand up straight.

Tartan

Boy, those guys sure get around!

Jan in VA

BIGAMISTS!! All of 'em!!

QUILTNMO

lol that is too funny!!!

Caswews

:-) ya all made me lose my coffee, I was laughing so hard .. Too funny !! Thanks for sharing

Joset

ah lol i love it. they do get around them guys

athomenow

Charlie visits me from time to time and usually wakes me up from a sound sleep. I hop around on the floor moaning! What a guy!