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    Old 07-21-2011, 05:55 PM
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    Women are soooo smart!
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    Old 07-21-2011, 05:58 PM
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    LOVE it
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    Old 07-21-2011, 06:16 PM
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    How Sad........lol......funny.....!
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    Old 07-21-2011, 06:36 PM
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    IN the curtain rod. And to think I wasted my time sewing all those shrimp in the hems of all the curtains.

    I also feed him cat food, took all of the TV remote batteries, washed all of his socks and undies in Downy fabric softer that makes him break out in a rash, put cat crap under all the floor mats in his car, and rocks in the hubcaps.

    He moved his girlfriend in my house while I was giving birth to DD#2. War had been declaired as far as I was conserned.
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    Old 07-21-2011, 06:59 PM
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    Do NOT, under any circumstances, ever rub insulation on his towels, it will make him break out in some of the most horrible places on his body you can imagine.

    I read that in one of the Revenge books by Fern Michaels. Really has a lot of nasty ideas on how to get even with "him" and sometimes, to keep the playing field even, with a "her" too.
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    Old 07-21-2011, 07:05 PM
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    LOL
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    Old 07-21-2011, 07:15 PM
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    :lol: :lol: I love that they take the Rods :lol: :lol:
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    Old 07-21-2011, 07:17 PM
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    Originally Posted by CoyoteQuilts
    I have heard this one before. I just wish I had been smart enough to do this with mine :)
    LOL... I'm with u.. I had a mishap with a box of my kids joke itching powder and the vaccum cleaner while standing near the new kingsize mattress soon to be exhusband INSISTed he ( & his new GF) receive in the divorce..... I felt terrible!!! LOL......

    I made sure on my last day I applied a nice heavy dose of icey hot( did u know that dries clear and leaves no aroma??-- I did...) in the crotch of every pair of neatly folded underwear, pants, and armpits of every neatly hunt shirt in the closet....

    A GF went with me to the magazine stand and pulled subscribtion cards out and signed him up with " bill me later" to every gay magazine we could find....

    awwwww the good ole days... glad they are behind me...
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    Old 07-21-2011, 08:29 PM
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    Wow, some of you ladies are very clever. I hope to always be on your side and keep you close. :)
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    Old 07-21-2011, 08:33 PM
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    that was just too funny thanks
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