he wanted a divorce - funny
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IN the curtain rod. And to think I wasted my time sewing all those shrimp in the hems of all the curtains.
I also feed him cat food, took all of the TV remote batteries, washed all of his socks and undies in Downy fabric softer that makes him break out in a rash, put cat crap under all the floor mats in his car, and rocks in the hubcaps.
He moved his girlfriend in my house while I was giving birth to DD#2. War had been declaired as far as I was conserned.
I also feed him cat food, took all of the TV remote batteries, washed all of his socks and undies in Downy fabric softer that makes him break out in a rash, put cat crap under all the floor mats in his car, and rocks in the hubcaps.
He moved his girlfriend in my house while I was giving birth to DD#2. War had been declaired as far as I was conserned.
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Do NOT, under any circumstances, ever rub insulation on his towels, it will make him break out in some of the most horrible places on his body you can imagine.
I read that in one of the Revenge books by Fern Michaels. Really has a lot of nasty ideas on how to get even with "him" and sometimes, to keep the playing field even, with a "her" too.
I read that in one of the Revenge books by Fern Michaels. Really has a lot of nasty ideas on how to get even with "him" and sometimes, to keep the playing field even, with a "her" too.
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Originally Posted by CoyoteQuilts
I have heard this one before. I just wish I had been smart enough to do this with mine :)
I made sure on my last day I applied a nice heavy dose of icey hot( did u know that dries clear and leaves no aroma??-- I did...) in the crotch of every pair of neatly folded underwear, pants, and armpits of every neatly hunt shirt in the closet....
A GF went with me to the magazine stand and pulled subscribtion cards out and signed him up with " bill me later" to every gay magazine we could find....
awwwww the good ole days... glad they are behind me...
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