Instructions....In Honor of Stupid People....funny
09-09-2010, 03:36 PM
#23
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Originally Posted by Ditter43
On most brands of Christmas lights --
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
The others are FUNN-NY!
09-09-2010, 04:35 PM
#26
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: western NC
Posts: 175
During my working years I purchased one of those folding sunscreens used to block the sun from shining into the windshield. My dark brown car spent the entire day parked on the south side of my office building in FL. One day I noticed a NOTICE on it which said, and I'd testify to this under oath, "WARNING,Do not operate vehicle while sunscreen is in place." I laughed outloud and a colleague parked several slots away came over to find out what was so funny. Since we are both lawyers it was especially funny.
It's the lawyers with little self respect who file those lawsuits and the idiots on the bench and in the jury box who necesitate those warnings. It's called CYA. The hot coffee damages award was reversed but just reduced, not tossed as it should have been.
It's the lawyers with little self respect who file those lawsuits and the idiots on the bench and in the jury box who necesitate those warnings. It's called CYA. The hot coffee damages award was reversed but just reduced, not tossed as it should have been.
09-09-2010, 05:23 PM
#30
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Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: New Mexico
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I worked so hard all day shampooing carpets. Been cranky and anxious to go to bed--but Ditter, that post cracked me up. I am in here laughing like crazy and DH & DS keep looking in at me like I finally really need the nut house this time. Keet them coming.
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