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    Old 12-18-2010, 12:11 PM
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    Grrrrooooooan!
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    Old 12-18-2010, 01:15 PM
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    :thumbup: My DH nonchalantly will ask me, "Did she send any funnies today?"
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    Thanks, Ditter, my husband and I really enjoyed these...especially the Tom Jones joke and the Rottweiler joke.
    I couldn't stop laughing over the Rottweiler jokes. Thanks for making our day. Eiltcoq.
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    goodness, that one where he can't feel his legs. Oh my gosh.
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    Ditter, you are the light of our day!
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    Old 12-19-2010, 11:33 AM
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    Thanks for the chuckles.
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    Old 12-19-2010, 12:54 PM
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    I haven't laughed in days but I did at these. Thanks Ditter.
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    Old 12-19-2010, 02:58 PM
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    Ditter: the Abacus.............you can always count on her.
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    Old 12-19-2010, 03:23 PM
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    You are so funny! I told one of your jokes at our family Christmas party today and everyone laughed and laughed.
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