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Grrrrooooooan!
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:thumbup: My DH nonchalantly will ask me, "Did she send any funnies today?"
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Thanks, Ditter, my husband and I really enjoyed these...especially the Tom Jones joke and the Rottweiler joke.
I couldn't stop laughing over the Rottweiler jokes. Thanks for making our day. Eiltcoq.
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goodness, that one where he can't feel his legs. Oh my gosh.
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Ditter, you are the light of our day!
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Thanks for the chuckles.
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I haven't laughed in days but I did at these. Thanks Ditter.
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Ditter: the Abacus.............you can always count on her.
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You are so funny! I told one of your jokes at our family Christmas party today and everyone laughed and laughed.
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