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    Old 10-27-2009, 08:09 PM
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    I laughed so much I peeed my pants, now could you direct me to where they keep the depends.
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    Old 10-27-2009, 09:04 PM
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    lol trupeach, get a package for me too.
    That was the best comeback i ever heard and it didn't hurt anyone. You are one quick cookie on your feet, crashnquilt.
    Wonder if the clerk ever figured out what it was?
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    Old 10-27-2009, 09:40 PM
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    No you started out right.... ignorance. It amazes me that most people that work in Fabric stores don't know which end of the needle to thread.
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    Old 10-27-2009, 09:43 PM
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    LOL, I'm not yet 50 and I know what a Ham is!!!
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    Old 10-27-2009, 09:46 PM
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    A dressmakers ham looks like a ham but is filled with sawdust and covered with two different types of fabric so it can be used with satins and velvets.
    Another name for it is Pressing Ham because you use it for pressing curves in garments. Hope this helps.
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    Old 10-27-2009, 10:08 PM
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    LOL. :lol: :lol: :lol: I think her light bulb is still a bit dim. :D :D :D
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    Old 10-27-2009, 10:23 PM
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    Originally Posted by Leota
    A dressmakers ham looks like a ham but is filled with sawdust and covered with two different types of fabric so it can be used with satins and velvets.
    Another name for it is Pressing Ham because you use it for pressing curves in garments. Hope this helps.
    Thanks. Us young'uns appreciate the education lesson ;) :wink:
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    Old 10-27-2009, 11:01 PM
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    Listen, I figured out tonight the reason I can't get to my alterations business or to my quilting, it's the diruretics........!!!!!! Too many gotta go's........
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    Old 10-28-2009, 01:05 AM
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    That is so funny!!! I am 44 and have know what a dress makers ham was since jr. high school. :D
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    Old 10-28-2009, 01:31 AM
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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