My five new gentlemen friends...
09-04-2014, 08:58 AM
#11
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Texas
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Your five gentlement friends are "two-timing" you with me. 
Originally Posted by ljptexas
I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me out of bed.
Then I go see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along & when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & usually stays for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired.
So I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life!!
(taken from a Senior newspaper under "Laughing Matters")
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me out of bed.
Then I go see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along & when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & usually stays for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired.
So I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life!!
(taken from a Senior newspaper under "Laughing Matters")
09-04-2014, 05:36 PM
#16
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Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: York, S C
Posts: 265
Funny, funny. Seriously those, When Charlie comes calling in the night there is a simple fix for him just keep a little pack of mustard, yes the kind you get at the fast food places and take about half spoonful in your mouth and swallow it all at once I follow it with a little water, this will cure it every time. I always keep one in my nite stand. Sure help me get a good nite sleep. Hope it helps you.
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